20 The darkest moments of the Northeast winter, have you been tricked?

Mondo Health Updated on 2024-01-29

1.It snowed heavily at night, and when I woke up in the morning and saw the silver outside the window, I was instantly excited. But when he walked out of the house, he found that the ground was full of mud and black snow flowing in all directions, and he had to hurry into this land of ice and mud in order to work full.

2.The first time I experienced the severe cold of the north, due to the unusually dry weather, I found that my **, lips, and fingers were suffering from chapped, like a cracked earth that had dried up for 80 years.

3.In a well-heated room, you wear layers of thick sweaters and down jackets, and scarves around you, ready to go out, only to find that your family or object is still procrastinating and can only wait. At this point, it's so hot that you feel like you're going crazy.

4.When I went out in a padded jacket, I suddenly felt an itch on my back.

5.When winter comes, everyone becomes a weak beauty with cold hands and feet.

6.I went to a barbecue hot pot restaurant, and when I took off my down jacket, I found that it was stained with various smells. The point is, you'll have to wear this down jacket all winter.

7.Travel back to the south from a heated place in the north and go indoors in the ice

8.Eat popsicles in winter, and as a result, your lips and popsicles freeze directly.

9.In winter, static electricity is rampant, and people are dizzy when they take off their sweaters. When I hugged the cat in winter, I felt that I had an electric ball in my hand, and the fear when I touched the metal was comparable to going directly to see Yang Yongxin.

10.In order to keep warm, put on snow boots, as soon as you enter the mall or indoors, you can't take off your shoes, and your feet are like crazy from the heat, as if there are hot wheels under your feet, and you just think about where to hold your shoes.

11.Take a shower in a well-heated room and wait for the water to get hot slowly. Or halfway through washing, the water suddenly gets cold, and you scream at the cold.

12.In winter, the curtains and glass doors at the entrance of the community sometimes become a difficult task due to the imbalance of internal and external pressure caused by temperature differences and strong winds.

13.In winter, the toilet has no heating and air conditioning, and I feel cold when I sit on the toilet, and my butt is cold after squatting for a long time.

14.After washing my hands, I found that the faucet was only biting cold water.

15.When traveling in winter, you only need a down jacket in your suitcase to fill the entire suitcase.

16.I bought a down jacket back, but I found that it was too big and leaking.

17.In winter, there is a high incidence of flu, colds, fevers, and every morning it seems that two thick cements fill the nasal passages.

18.The tragedy of a runny nose and a discovery of no paper in your pocket.

19.I have bought a lottery ticket for many years and failed to win once, and suddenly I heard that someone else spent 100,000 yuan to buy and won 2200 million, and you don't even have to pay a penny in taxes, which makes this winter even colder.

20.Various pressures such as graduate school entrance examinations, public examinations, final exams, Xi, and annual reports broke out at the end of the year, and both students and office workers were subjected to "ice and snow tests" in this cold season.

What other hilarious moments you've experienced in the winter? You add, I experience!

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