Funny
1.In the past few days, boarding high schools have been out of winter vacation, and I look forward to the child going home early to celebrate the New Year together, but the child is, I only hope that this winter vacation will only be held for a week, because the baby is at home for a week, and the mother and son are filial piety, and the chickens and dogs are jumping for more than a week.
2.Sometimes the most hurtful thing is their own family, the day before yesterday I saw the old mother say, other girls wear suspenders, that is her innocent and cute, and today I wear suspenders, my mother asked me this cold winter, you go fishing!
3.I consider myself a very self-disciplined person and insist on charging my phone every day. I'm sorry I forgot to reply to your message because I was playing with my phone just now.
4.After more than ten hours of training, I finally arrived home this morning, and at breakfast, everyone sat in a group, and I whispered to you, I can't drink, and you actually told a table full of people that I wouldn't live long, and I said that I was delivering couriers in Beijing, and you said that I had a piece of land in Beijing. You are one of the few amazing translators in the world.
5.This cold weather, please don't send me a message, lest you freeze your cute little hands, listen to me, insist on sending me a message, you don't have to, you know, if my life is a movie, you are the advertisement that pops up.
6.Now you're angry again, isn't it, oops, how many times have I said it, and I've explained it to you very clearly, no one can live without anyone, and fish can be grilled and eaten without water.
7.My cousin is an experienced veteran, and he said that to meet a very beautiful and temperamental girl, all you need to do is park your car in front of a high-end shopping mall, and I tried it, but someone scanned the code and rode away. Now how do I get back?
8.Today on the green train, I met a girl with a very temperament, in the process of chatting, I felt that we were like-minded, in love, it was a match made in heaven, and then she asked me what I did, I said I had a surprising job, she asked "what job", I said "digging lotus".
9.It's almost the New Year, everyone is going home one after another, the popularity in the community is getting more and more popular, but at the same time it also exacerbates the tension of the use of the elevator, today everyone is forced to squeeze in a narrow elevator, suddenly someone said, what is the smell of the elevator? I panicked because he smelled my rotten and stinky life.