Funny
1.My friend, I already know your intentions, I empathize with your difficulties, and what I need to tell you is: I am in charge of the case below 5 yuan, and I have to discuss with my mother, my father, my grandfather, my grandmother, and my object above 5 yuan.
2.Old friend, I can't hide it, I was about to eat soil some time ago, and if I lend it to you, I should drink mud. Now I live the life of a steamed bun with an old godmother, if I lend it to you, my steamed bun will be single. Can you bear to tear them apart?
3.The problem now is not that I don't borrow, but that my money is all in my father, my mother, my grandparents, my grandparents, my grandparents, and my objects, but they are not in my place, and they are not under my control.
4.Don't ask me to borrow money, everyone is the same age, the same good, you don't have money, can I have it? If 100,000 yuan is urgent, then it is easy to say, I have 360 yuan now, you lend me 140 yuan first, and then I will make up 500 yuan and lend it to you! Why don't you want to lend me $140? You don't want to lend me 140 yuan, but you are embarrassed to let me lend you 360 yuan? Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingru?
5.Brother, money is not a problem, really, the problem is that there is no money now, as long as it can be solved with money, I can't solve any of it. You know, the last time your sister-in-law discovered the hidden money, my little vault was confiscated overnight.
6.Maybe you don't know, just last night, I found out that there was a thief in the house, I could only stay in the small bed and dare not move, I also look forward to him can find some money in my house, so that I can lend you some today, isn't it? ”
7.The more I grow up, the more I miss being when I was a child, and I can have a lot of money as long as I reach out. But not anymore. Now you have to kneel on the road and ask for money. So, man, if you want to borrow money from me, you have to go to the street with me to earn money, and we will each take a bowl and divide our efforts on both sides of the street, in case we meet the chengguan, we will still take care of each other!