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A young man accompanied his girlfriend to a toy store one day, the girl took a fancy to a doll, and the little boyfriend asked her, "Do you like it?" ”
The girlfriend said, "I like it".
My boyfriend said, "If you like it, just watch it for a while."
They went from day to night, and his girlfriend suddenly askedWhy don't you buy it for me when I like it?
The boyfriend replied: "The person who loves you is not necessarily the person who is willing to spend money for you,."It's someone who is willing to spend time with you
The girl nodded with tears in her eyes and said, "My dear, I like you like this, I have no money and I have special abilities."Feign!
A student went to the doctor, and after the doctor examined him, he said, "It's okay, just get one injection." ”
The doctor rubbed a cotton wool on the student's arm, repeating this three or four times.
Thinking that he was seriously ill, the student worriedly asked, "Doctor, is the problem serious?" ”
The doctor said seriously, "Classmate, it's time for you to take a shower." ”
My uncle is a chef, and when I was a child, I often went to the restaurant where he worked, and to put it bluntly, I went to the tooth festival, and my uncle taught me to cook in his spare time.
When I got along with my wife, I told my wife that I couldn't cook, and after I got married, my wife always cooked, until one time a few old classmates came to play, and I must show my hand. Since then, I have contracted out the kitchen at home, and it turned out that I only washed the dishes.
Including going to my wife's house, cooking is also my business, and I can only listen to them play mahjong.
The wife complained to her husband with a stack of bills: "It's all because you ate and drank a lot at the beginning of the month, and now you have no money." The rent, utilities, and gas bills ......How to pay? ”
It's all my fault, my problem is: if you have money, you have to spend it. The husband made a review, and when he saw that his wife was discouraged, he added: ".And your problem is that you have to spend it even if you don't have money.
Angry wife stomping her feet straight....
My husband came back drunk last night, and he ignored him when he was angry, and when I was holding a knife and preparing to peel an apple for him, the climax came, and this thing started to howl when he hugged my feet with a five-body throw, wife, don't kill me, don't kill me, I won't dare next time, my mother-in-law is stupid next to me, how afraid are you of me?
Two friends were walking in the park when one of them suddenly stopped, pointed to the sky and said, "Look, that bird looks like an airplane!" The other looked at it for a long time, then replied, "That's not a bird, that's an airplane." ”
Today, after work, the addiction to smoking came up, and smoking was not allowed in the factory, so I took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth to go out and then light it, at this time the security guard shouted to me: "Alas, alas, then who are you smoking in the factory?" ”
Didn't I order it yet? ”
Didn't click? Then you go to the street and know that you can't defecate in the open, and you have to take off your pants and play there? ”
My friend's wife is at home with the children, and he is doing business outside. One day, a woman added him, chatted online for two days, and made an appointment to open the room, and the woman opened the room and told him the room number. My friend also went to cut his hair, and when he entered the hotel room, he saw that his wife was holding her daughter, sitting on the bed and staring at him with resentful eyes!
A zoologist came to the school to give a lecture. When asked how he only had one leg, he said, "I only had seven seconds to confirm the memory of the fish. He hit the big fish on the head with a stick, but it didn't run away, I guess it forgot about it after 7 seconds, but it didn't, and it hit my left leg. ”
So, you're paying a heavy price for science to prove that some fish don't have only 7-second memory? ”
No, I proved that crocodiles are not fish. ”
In the summer of June, I took the bus with my sister to the park to play, because there were too many people on the bus, my sister opened the window a little, and an old man about 50 next to him yelled fiercely: "I can't blow the wind." ”…Bang, and then shut the window.
My sister was not happy with his attitude at that time, and replied angrily: ".You are ashes, and you will scatter when you blow it......
The whole car laughed!
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