Gao Taigong was very happy to see that Sun Wukong agreed to catch the monsterThat's itSpread out the tables and chairs, and serve the meal. After the meal, it was getting late, and Mrs. Gao asked, "What weapon does the elder want?" How many people do you need to follow? I'm going to get ready as soon as possible. ”
Sun Wukong: "I have my own weapons." ”
Gao Taigong asked again: "I think the two of you only have this tin staff, can this tin staff descend to monsters?" ”
Sun Wukong casually took out an embroidery needle from his ear, twisted it in his hand and shook it into a golden hoop stick with the thickness of the mouth of the bowl, and said with a smile: "Do you think this stick is better than your weapon?" Can you get a monster? ”
Gao Taigong asked again: "If you have weapons, can you follow them?" ”
Sun Wukong: "I don't need anyone to follow. You just need to find a few old and virtuous old men to talk to me, so that I can free up my free time to bring the monsters and eradicate them for you in public. ”
Mrs. Gao immediately called the servants to invite a few relatives and friends to accompany Tang Seng to chat.
* You can rest assured, the old grandson will go also. After speaking, Sun Wukong grabbed Gao Taigong and walked out of the main hall: "You lead me to the residence of the monster in the back house." ”
When the two came to the door of the back house, Sun Wukong saw that the courtyard door was locked, and said, "You go and get the key." ”
If you look closely, if you can use the key, you don't need to be invited. ”
You old man, although you are old, you don't know how to play. I'll coax you with this, and you will take it seriously. Sun Wukong stepped forward and touched it, it turned out that the lock cylinder had been filled with copper juice, so he smashed it with a golden hoop stick, and the copper lock opened in response.
At this time, it was getting late, the backyard was dark, and Sun Wukong said: "Lao Gao, you go and call your daughter, see if she is inside." ”
Mrs. Gao dared to shout: "Third sister! Three sisters! ”
Gao Cuilan heard her father shouting, and responded weakly: "Daddy, I'm here." ”
Sun Wukong looked for prestige with his fiery eyes, and saw a woman in tattered clothes and a thin body walking slowly, pulling Gao Taigong and crying.
Sun Wukong: "Don't cry for the time being!" Don't cry! I ask you, where is that monster? ”
Gao Cuilan: "I don't know where to go." Lately, for some reason, he came at night, and left at dawn. probably knew that his father was asking someone to take him, so he was always on guard. ”
That's fine. Lao'er, you take Ling Ai to the front yard first, and it's not too late to talk slowly. Lao Sun is waiting for a monster here, if he doesn't come, don't blame you! If he dares to come, Lao Sun will cut down the grass and eradicate the roots for you! ”
When Gao Taigong heard Sun Wukong say this, he was very relieved and led Gao Cuilan to the front yard first. And Sun Wukong had the intention to show off his magical powers, turned into Gao Cuilan, and sat in the room waiting for the monster.
After a short time, suddenly the wind blew fiercely, and the sand and rocks flew away, and the sky was dark. An ugly monster flew out of the air, with a black face and short hair, a long mouth and big ears, wearing a straight gown that was not blue and blue, and tied a flower cloth hand towel (the original text is called "long beak and big ears", but "beak" huì refers to the long beak of birds, and the pig should be called "彖" tuàn, the same as "豕" shǐ, referring to the pig's head and pig's mouth. Mention it, without going into details).
After a short time, suddenly the wind blew fiercely, and the sand and rocks flew away, and the sky was dark. An ugly monster flew out of the air, with a black face and short hair, a long mouth and big ears, wearing a straight gown that was not blue and blue, and tied a flower cloth hand towel (the original text is called "long beak and big ears", but "beak" huì refers to the long beak of birds, and the pig should be called "彖" tuàn, the same as "豕" shǐ, referring to the pig's head and pig's mouth. Mention it, without going into details).
Sun Wukong saw the appearance of the monster and smiled secretly: "It turned out to be this business." But he didn't greet him, he lay on the bed and pretended to be sick, groaning in a low voice.
The monster didn't know the details, and after entering the house, he hugged Sun Wukong and wanted to kiss him. Sun Wukong laughed secretly: "You want to take advantage of Lao Sun." Hurriedly stretched out his hand to make a grappling method, dragging the monster's long mouth to the side. The monster was completely defenseless, threw himself under the bed, slowly got up again, and said, "Why is my sister a little to blame me today?" Think I'm late? ”
Not to blame! Not to blame! ”
If you don't blame me, why did you fall me? ”
Why are you so petty? Why do you come up and hug me and kiss me? I'm a little uncomfortable today, so I'll get up and open the door and wait for you as usual. You take off your clothes and go to bed. ”
The monster didn't know what it meant, took off his clothes and touched it on the bed, but he couldn't touch Sun Wukong, and asked: "Sister, are you ** gone?" ”
Sun Wukong had already jumped on the toilet and said, "You sleep first, I'll be a compliment." ”
The monster is no longer entangled, ** lying down on the bed.
Sun Wukong suddenly sighed again: "Creation is low!" Creation is low! ”
The monster was displeased: "What are you annoyed about?" I went to your house to eat more, but I didn't eat in vain. Sweeping the floor and ditching, moving bricks and tiles, building soil and walls, plowing and raking the ground, planting wheat and transplanting seedlings, starting a family, which one I can't do? Thou art clothed with gold and silver, with flowers and fruits at four o'clock, and cooking at eight o'clock, and what else are you not satisfied with, that you should sigh so long and short? What do you say is that the cultivation is low?
It's not that low. Today, my parents threw tiles across the wall and beat and scolded me. ”
Why did he beat you and scold you? ”
He said that I became a husband and wife with you, and you became his son-in-law, but you were not in a proper manner. You have such an ugly mouth and a strange face, you can't do itUncle-in-law, I can't see my relatives. I don't know who you are going to in the clouds all day long, who is the ** family, and who is the surname. said that you corrupted his morality and defiled his style, so he beat and scolded me (uncle, not uncle, the text refers to the husband of Gao Cuilan's eldest sister and second sister, that is, Zhu Bajie's brother-in-law). ”
I'm a little ugly, but it's not hard to be handsome. I told your father when I first came, and he was willing to recruit me, why do you talk about it today? My family lives inYunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, I take my appearance as my surname, and my surname is Pig Life Gangguana。If he asks you again, you will reply to him with this (Gangguan has two meanings, one is the sacrificial pig, which is replaced by a pig's head in modern times.) The second is the porcupine, a type of wild boar. So Pig Gang Guan can also be understood as "pig pig"? ）
Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh secretly: "This monster is also honest, and he can figure it out by himself without using torture." Now that you know his name and where he lives, you can take it no matter what. So he said to Zhu Gangguan, "Daddy wants to ask the mage to take you." ”
Pig Gangguan disagreed: "Sleep! Go to bed! Ignore him! I have 36 changes in Tiangang, plus a nine-tooth nail rake, which mage monk and Taoist priest are you afraid of? Even if you are sincere, pleaseNine Heavens Demon AncestorIn the lower realm, I knew him, and he didn't dare to take me (the Nine Heavens Demon Patriarch refers to the Zhenwu Emperor, because he surrendered to the big and small demons in the world during the Sui Dynasty, he was named the Nine Heavens Demon Ancestor. Emperor Zhenwu belongs to the Zhenwu General (Lingying Yousheng Zhenjun) among the Four Saints of the North Pole, and is a subordinate of Zhu Bajie. Among the Four Saints of the North Pole, Zhu Bajie is Marshal Tianpeng, and behind him is Deputy Marshal Tianyou, General Heisha, and General Zhenwu. This is before the Song Dynasty, to the Ming Dynasty, the people no longer believe in the Four Sages of the North Pole, only believe in the Emperor Zhenwu). ”
But I heard my father say that the one invited was a Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. ”
When Zhu Gangguan heard the words "Monkey King", he was a little frightened and shouted: "Since this is the case, I will go!" The two of us can't do it. ”
What's wrong with you're leaving? ”
You don't know, Bi Ma Wen, who made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace, has some skills, but I'm afraid that I can't get him, and when the time comes, he will lose his name and become a bad person. Pig Gang said that he had put on his clothes, and was about to open the door and go out.
Sun Wukong stepped forward and grabbed it, revealing his true body and shouting: "Monster ** go!" See who I am? ”
Zhu Gangguan looked back at Sun Wukong grinning with bared teeth, fiery eyes, hairy hairy face, like a living thunder man. panicked, his hands and feet were numb, and he tore his clothes and turned into a strong wind.
*Walk! If you go to heaven, I will rush to the bullfighting palace, and if you go to the ground, I will chase you to death in vain! ”
Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick and looked into the sky, and chased after the clouds.
The eighteenth round, the end.
is really a good couple, after all, the wife is stronger than the husband. Probably today, there is an old pig as a husband in the world, and an old grandson to be a wife to subdue him. How to be not afraid of your wife, how to be not afraid of your wife! - Li Zhuowu.
The walker's makeup daughter's place is still rarely painted; If you can sacrifice yourself to make a husband and wife, it is even more overwhelming. - Li Zhuowu.