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Retired Demon Bureau employees live broadcast pet Q&A popular
In the metaphysical text, I became popular by science
The little princess of a wealthy family is a metaphysical boss
The full-level boss has become popular in metaphysical variety shows
Author: Dumplings stuffed with radish.
Copywriting: Xu Ying followed the ** who picked her up to learn beast control since she was a child, and after her death, she worked as a child worker in the demon bureau to make money.
Unexpectedly, no one has sheltered her in the past 20 years, and now she is injured and sick and retired with a high compensation from the state, but her parents have become the daughter of a wealthy family who is not welcomed.
Xu Ying: ......People in the countryside, autistic and recuperating, don't cue
In order to prevent the noble and decent mentally handicapped family from condescending to come to her door to confess her relatives and disturb her peaceful and beautiful salted fish life, she simply became the anchor of the pet area and turned into a "shameful little Internet celebrity".
For this newly opened live broadcast room, netizens didn't care about it at first. Only the sporadic fans who were attracted by the bizarre title as they passed by stayed.
Until someone tried to ask a question
Help-seeker 1: "Anchor, my cat doesn't know why her temperament has changed so much recently!" ”
* The cat is scolding and swearing wildly.
Xu Ying: "Hello, it said it wasn't your cat, you caught the cat by mistake last time." ”
Helper: ??
Helper 2: "Anchor, what should I do if my dog is depressed after being neutered!" ”
* The dog whimpered in the corner.
Xu Ying: "Hello, it said that it was ridiculed by other dogs in the village when it went out. I suggest you send all the dogs that laugh at him to be spayed, especially the one whose neighbor laughs the loudest. ”
Helper: ??
The audience in the live broadcast room thought that Xu Ying was joking, and they were in the barrage hahaha.
Until those who ask for help suddenly show up:
Poisonous tongue e-sports player: "Damn, I really caught the wrong cat!" ”
Top Xiaohua: "Thank you to the anchor for ......."I took my dog and sent the rhubarb from the fellow next to the crew to be neutered, and when I came back, he happily showed off a pot ** (mixed feelings.) jpg）”
Barrage: !!
After Xu Ying's live broadcast room became popular, many strange helpers appeared, and the people who appeared in the live broadcast also changed from cats, dogs, hamsters, to tigers, dolphins, baby elephants, and even giant pandas!
Fans went from shock to gradual numbness, and finally watched the anchor with envy masturbating the giant panda in the live broadcast room:
Damn, what the hell is the anchor coming from! ”
Other: Author: Fifth Branch.
Copywriting: Step hangs the strongest yin and yang eyes by nature, and is selected by the scientific system to wear into a metaphysical text.
System: ["Into the Unscientific" is a supernatural live broadcast program that exploded in the book, but this book is facing being blocked due to metaphysical factors, your task is to follow the program team and give a scientific explanation to those ghosts and gods supernatural phenomena, Ah Hang, you can, only you can, I'm sorry for you. 】
Step hanging: Got it.
She quit the love variety show next door that was scolded miserably, and turned her head to live in a horror villa waiting for the program team.
There are ghosts! A human head fell from the sky, and everyone and the barrage frightened the wolf howl.
Bu Hang picked up the long hair on his head and explained: "There are no ghosts in this world, this is the most ** lantern in my family, come, light one for them." ”
Barrage: Little ......Little sister, your lantern seems to be scolding people. 」
This is a refinement! 」
The gate of the villa detached from the wall and stood in front of everyone.
Step Hang put the gate back in its place, and opened and closed the demonstration: "We have to believe in science, this is just an ordinary door, come, open it for them." ”
Comments: That. The normal gate looks like it's up with your lantern. 」
The master of spiritualism and psychic, the child who killed his parents, the headless female ghost of the crew, and the pregnant woman who jumped off the building late at night ......
Ghosts are just an excuse to cover people's hearts, and the law is the strongest against 'ghosts'.
Later, "Into the Unscientific" was broadcast on national television, and there was a sentence circulating in the barrage: There are no ghosts in this world, we have to believe in science, if science can't explain it, you can find the boss Bu, she will make it up for you. 」
TV station: @-step hanging, our special guest.
After the explosion, I remembered that I was still the cannon fodder female partner who married the big guy as a stand-in.
Big guy: "During the time I didn't go home, did the young lady cry to find me?" ”
Butler: "Sir, the young lady left, the villa was demolished when she left, and your bed was sold, and now there is me and the load-bearing wall left in the house, can you help me bring a takeaway when you come back?" ”
Jiang Xingfang, the head of the mysterious Jiang family, as the top boss of this **, is forced to be full.
The previous Jiang Xingfang: agreement marriage, non-interference.
Later Jiang Xingfang: The Jiang family has ancestral teachings and is absolutely loyal to their lovers.
Step girl: qaq
Don't be like this, I'm just a person who doesn't have to go through the plot emotionally.
Author: Sugar Pill Pills.
Copywriting: As we all know, the three brothers of the wealthy Su family are all bigwigs in their respective fields.
One day, my deceased parents dreamed of it
They gave birth to a daughter five years ago and asked them to find it back.
When the big brother came over, he found that the little girl was actually looking for food in the garbage heap!
The eldest brother's internal organs were all affected.
Su Youyou, who has been living in Taoism and is born with occult arts, is looking for ** in the reborn female partner who is trying to replace her identity.
As a result, he was still found by his family on the road.
She was very happy in the face of the sudden addition of three brothers.
When it is found that the big brother of the boss is reversed; The doctor's second brother collided with evil spirits; After the top third brother was inhaled by yang qi, he immediately caught a few powerful ghosts to protect them.
Brothers: ? Da Ba!!
Later, Right Right and Third Brother participated in a variety show, and a supernatural incident occurred at the recording site.
In order to make everyone like the third brother, right right: "My brother can catch ghosts!" ”
The third brother who had been so frightened that he hugged his right and right tightly for a long time: ??
Then, the trembling guests and the audience saw ——
The pale third brother stood in front of the evil ghosts, and the evil ghosts threw themselves on their knees and begged for mercy.
Everyone: it! He's really a big guy!
Demons:! What we're afraid of is the little Hades he was holding.
Small Theatre: a).
The little girl gave the cash she had saved to her brothers: "Raise you on the right and on the right!" "Look at the pile full of dark coins......
The three brothers of the Su family: The smile gradually stiffened. jpg
2) The sick little girl said that if she died, she must be buried closer.
The brothers were distressed and puzzled: "Why." ”
Right right: "I miss you, so I'll come out to see you." ”
Brothers: ?
After the little girl recovered:
If you die, the right and the right will bury you a little closer. ”
I miss you, so I dig you out and take a look. ”
Brothers: ?
The little padded jacket is also leaking today.
Author: Yaolu.
Copywriting: Tan Lu knew the five techniques of yin and yang in his previous life, and when he woke up, he became a fortune teller anchor in the supernatural area of the shaking platform.
Returning to the old business, talking about deer like a fish in water, telling fortunes live to people, summoning spirits and asking yin, and drawing talismans to catch ghosts.
Your husband didn't go on a business trip, he went to buy love illegally].
A word that makes you cry? ...Not only are you a little green on your head, you also have a bloody plague].
At the beginning, netizens were dismissive of the new anchor: I have never seen such a blind mouth, feudal superstition is unacceptable!!
Later, in less than a day, the comment area changed completely.
Woo woo, the end of the term is really 59, master I was wrong. ”
Ahhhhh My husband really bought love illegally! ”
Netizen: ?Fake!!
Later, countless celebrities and elites posted blogs thanking Tan Lu.
Actor: "When I was filming a supernatural film, the master saved me three times with a peace charm. ”
Mr. Ba: "I was almost bewitched by the spirit and lost my life, thanks to the master." ”
The daughter of a wealthy family: "I have never had a peach blossom, I used the master's method, and I will get married next month!" ”
Netizens: Ahhhhh Apprentices!!
In a certain year, the prefectural government office in the human world, together with the official supernatural investigation bureau, issued an announcement to select Tan Lu as the spokesperson.
During the interview, someone asked: [Master, is the life of fortune telling every day lonely? 】
Tan Lu Ai said: "Silly child, how can fortune telling be lonely? ”
It's cool for her to eat melons and slap her face every day.