Educational explosive style making machine
Falling asleep with the baby in one hand, typing with the other hand, and suddenly found that the space bar was actually out of order, it turned out that it was not only me who was sealed during this period of time, but also some of the functions of the computer keyboard. Try to keep a diary with one hand to record the year-end summary, and if you don't write something, you may get closer to dementia.
This year is the 21st year that I have continued to be a rural teacher, and I have been in a state of stagnant in terms of life, work, and professional titles; This year, there were mixed blessings - the good news is that Sanbao has become a new member of the family, and the family is more popular; The worry is that the financial burden of the family is heavier, the body of the elderly in the family is not tough, the legs and feet are inconvenient, and they are either going to the hospital or on the way to the hospital recently.
When there are old and weak women and children standing behind a man, when a man is old and young, it means that this person will be infinitely close to omnipotence, even inviolable. During this period of time, except for a little sore neck, I was basically fine. Many times, I really hope that I have the most important pill in my hand, and each person in the family will be allocated one, so that I will not be sick and strong as a cow.
Even if there is no myelin cleansing pill, if you can have a doppelganger technique, it is also excellent: the deity stays in his hometown to teach and works as a teacher in this rural school full of human feelings, the relationship between colleagues is very harmonious, there is no redundant deceit, intrigue, and the body and mind are extremely relaxed; The first doppelganger has the function of a confinement lady, which is specially used to take care of the elderly and children at home; The second doppelganger went to the county school to teach, specializing in education and teaching ability, exhausting the power of the flood to tinker with topics, public teaching, CN** and other materials, and using the "power of the flood" for the evaluation of intermediate, deputy senior, and senior teachers;
The third doppelganger enters the Bigu period, where he can make crazy money without eating, drinking, or sleeping, and is proficient in writing, drying kelp, running Didi, delivering takeaways, and running tutoring institutions; The fourth doppelganger focuses on his own interests - playing ball, playing musical instruments, traveling, attending class reunions, etc., and goes ** if he wants**; The fifth doppelganger. I began to admire myself a little bit for being able to maintain such a rich imagination in middle age.
Quietly waking up from my fantasy, the shyness in my bag is like a shadow, life is still a chicken feather, all kinds of trivial things, the burden on my shoulders are like mountains to seal me, and the time that is really available to me is getting less and less. I really envy the one who can win 2200 million don't have to pay taxes, although I don't have that much money to buy lottery tickets, but if I have the ability of the other party, even if I go to borrow private loan sharks to invest, I am willing. Of course, having such an ability is more difficult than having the Myelin Cleansing Pill and the Clone Technique, after all, this thing is not just as simple as fantasy.
Yesterday, I took the time to write the Spring Festival couplets for the Year of the Dragon, and I didn't have time to paste them for the time being. The dragon is the only thing in the zodiac that is full of fantasy legends, and I hope that in this auspicious year, all the unsatisfactory will disappear, and all the good luck will be around you and me.