Laugh out of a good body 100 humorous mantras in weight loss

Mondo Health Updated on 2024-02-25

In the pursuit of health and lightness, we often encounter not only the ups and downs of weight, but also mood swings. But who says the journey can only be bitter and hard? Let's use a little humor, some wisdom, to make this journey easier and more enjoyable. These 100 selected quotes are your sweet spot in your quest for a healthy body that nourishes the mind without making the scales go up. Let's laugh together and find the happiness and health that truly belongs to us!

If ketogenic means saying goodbye to rice, then I'll have to do a farewell ceremony with grilled pork belly. My green vegetable plate wants to be turned into braised pork. I said, dear, that each of our dreams deserves respect. Remember, tofu can also be delicious, just like it's soft cheese and enjoy every bite. Following in the footsteps of Keto, sometimes you find that your true love may be that crispy slice of fried tofu. Fruits are nature's sweets, but once in a while, let yourself enjoy a bowl of sugar water, and life also needs sweetness. **Cheats: Think more about the taste of stir-frying, eat a few bites, and let imagination be the best seasoning. When trying a vegetarian diet, I found that my cravings for grilled fish trumped any vegetable**. No matter how busy your life is, don't make fast food your only option. A bowl of fruit salad for a quick and healthy finish. A little tip for healthy restaurants: Good places usually don't loudly announce that they have the best dumplings. When making a meal plan, remember that the healthiest foods tend to be prepared by your own hands, such as steamed vegetables, not snacks that can be delivered to you by the courier. When your ** plan says that you are not allowed to eat supper, think of it as a time of missing late-night porridge and barbecue. If life is without sugar, then let sweet and sour tenderloin brighten up your taste buds, and enjoy it once in a while. Who said you can't eat good? A bowl of fragrant mushroom chicken soup that is both satisfying and healthy. **The best companions for the journey are those friends who can eat hot pot with you but only order vegetables.

15.Missing rice? Try making cauliflower into rice, which is both novel and fat-thin. 16.In the face of **, remember that a seafood meal is not a sin, the key is that the next ten meals should be light. 17.Remember, drinking water is also an art, especially when it's used in place of cola and milk tea. 18.* One of the secrets: treat every walk through the pastry shop as a small victory. 19.When your waistline starts to shrink, don't forget that it's because you said goodbye to those greasy snacks. 20.Tips for healthy eating: Use chopsticks as a slow-moving device, enjoy every bite, and give your body time to feel full. 21.When the fitness trainer said, "Think about those foods you love," I realized that I might have been missing fried chicken for too long at the gym. 22.*Biggest challenge during the period? Explain at a family gathering why your plate is full of vegetables instead of braised pork. 23.I tried to use the vegetarian soup**, but it turned out that I still secretly longed for the bowl of hot beef noodles. 24."How do you stay in shape? Every time I feel like a snack, I go to sleep. ”

25.* It's like a mind game, especially when you still have last night's leftovers in the fridge. 26.The secret to healthy eating is to find foods that will make you happy without making the scale cry. 27.My plan is simple: when I see a dessert, I turn around. Then turn around and go back, because life is too short to skip dessert. 28.Every time I walk past the bakery, I speed up, thinking that this way I will burn more calories. 29.* In the process, I found that jumping rope is much more effective than jumping to the conclusion. 30.I've found the best time to do it: whenever someone offers to go to a buffet. 31.*Truth: Every time you walk through the snack street, it is a challenge to the limit of willpower. 32.Healthy living tips: Replace the cake with fruit, and then draw the fruit to look like the cake, and psychological comfort is also important. 33.My scale seems to have an emotion of its own, and every time I eat a little happier, it gets heavier. 34.* What was the most frequent exercise during the period? Oscillating back and forth between praising oneself for one's resolve and regretting it. 35.Sometimes, the hardest thing is not to give up your favorite food, but not to order a dessert after a meal.

36."Eating healthy" sounds simple until you realize that there are too many "special occasions" in life. 37.My healthy eating plan was a beautiful misunderstanding that started with vegetables and ended with ice cream. 38.* The secret? Avoid all mirrors so you never know how it's going. 39.The most effective method: Every time you want to open the refrigerator, do ten squats first. 40.I've found that simply keeping snacks on the highest shelves is an effective way to reduce your intake. The only problem was that I learned to climb cabinets. 41.When it comes to food, my willpower is like a Wi-Fi signal, and when I walk into the kitchen, it's weak. 42.*Diary: Today I made an apple pie and ate the apples because the pie is not healthy. 43.Someone said, "Are you a foodie?" I replied, "No, I'm a food explorer." ”44.Tell yourself that it is the 157th time that you have started to ** after eating this meal. 45.*The biggest enemy is not food, but those delicacies in the circle of friends**. 46.I said to myself, it's okay to eat a little bit, and then I ate the cake "a little bit". 47.* The secret to success: Give yourself a confident smile every time you go past the mirror. 48.Healthy eating is like a romantic date, but with vegetables. 49.Sometimes, jumping rope is harder than jumping to a dessert shop, but the latter doesn't help. 50.When I say "start eating healthy tomorrow", my fridge always laughs at me. 51.Every time I walk into the gym, I tell myself, "You're here for that future self." ”

52.A healthy breakfast is the best for the day, especially when it includes eggs, not tarts. 53.I tried all the ** diets and finally found that the most effective way is to shut up and move. 54."Start Today**" is my weekly motto that never changes. 55.If it's a race, then the kitchen is my finish line. 56.My health goal is simple: to make my sweatpants feel tense again. 57.* It's a journey of the mind, and every time you walk through an ice cream parlor, it's a small victory. 58.Sometimes, the best plan is to laugh because it burns calories. 59.I have a **corner in my kitchen full of healthy foods that I don't like. 60.Remember, every step counts, even on the way to the fridge. 61.Whenever I see an article praising the "just eat one spoonful" method, I wonder how big their spoon is. 62.My healthy eating plan goes like this: I eat healthy foods until I find a snack that I really want to eat. 63.When a friend asked me the secret of **, I said, "Every time I walk past the dessert shop, I take three quick steps." ”64.* is an art, mainly a psychological warfare at the dinner table and with self-control.

65.I tried to incorporate healthy eating into my life, and it turned out that life was incorporating too many desserts. 66.When I saw others eating big meals, I told myself, "Out of sight is out of sight." But I still wanted to eat it. 67.My fitness coach said that if you want to be **, you have to use food as fuel. So, I'm now a sports car that is often filled with gas. 68.Every time I say no to unhealthy food, I reward myself with some healthy food. The problem is, my definition of "some" may not be the same as yours. 69.* The best companions during this period are those who can cry with you, especially after you steal food. 70.I said to myself that eating one apple a day can keep you healthy. The problem is, I always forget to say don't go with cheesecake. 71.It has been said that life is too short to give up good food. I say, life is shorter if you only eat good food. 72.* The biggest challenge is not the start, but the next day after each start. 73.I like to think of exercise as money, so that when I'm not working out, I feel like I'm wasting money. 74.I told myself, not only for good looks, but also for health. Then I looked at the cake and thought my health could wait a little longer. 75.Sometimes, I feel like my scale is a comedian and every time I go up it gives me a surprise. 76.I've found that the most effective way to do this is to put a mirror on the refrigerator door.

77.My ** philosophy is: if you can't resist it, arrange it. So, Friday is always "cheat day" in my calendar. 78.I've tried a lot of methods, and now I've finally found what works best for me – it's called "Accept Yourself". 79.My healthy eating rule is simple: if it makes me smile, then it doesn't count cheating. 80.Whenever I decide to start a diet, I come across a new food festival. I'm beginning to suspect that this is a conspiracy of the universe. 81.Whenever I feel like giving up, I put on last year's leggings and immediately regain my motivation. 82.I've discovered the rule of thumb: when you eat vegetables, imagine them as chocolate, and the effect is amazing.

83.Some people say that if you want to be **, you have to stay away from the kitchen. My question is, where do I live? 84.It's the 500th time I've tried to motivate myself with "today is the first day of healthy eating". 85.My ** plan is simple: if it tastes good, then I won't eat it. 86.Every time I walk through the dessert section, I tell myself, "You are strong, you can do it without buying." Then I laughed, because we both knew it was a lie. 87.* The process is like a movie with mixed joy and sorrow, except that I have been waiting for its happy ending. 88.I try to do some aerobic exercises, like stay away from the fridge. 89.My Healthy Eating Strategy: Every time before eating, I ask myself, "Will this make me run faster?" Then I realized that I wasn't running at all. 90.I've found that the most effective way to ** is to hide all the mirrors so that you can't see the weight gained. 91.I hang my gym membership card on the fridge door so that I feel a touch of guilt every time I open the door. 92.* It's like a mind game, and my mind always tells me, "Eat it, lose it tomorrow!" ”93.Sometimes, I feel like my scale is playing hide and seek with me, and every number surprises me. 94.My ideal plan is to sleep. Because in dreams I can do any exercise, eat any food, and not gain weight. 95.Someone asked me what motivates me **, and I said, "My appetite." ”

96.I've tried many methods, and finally found that the most effective is to close the refrigerator door. 97.My ** philosophy: If you can't have the body of your dreams, dream of having it. 98.I decided to throw away all the ** books. After all, they take up space in my snack cabinet. 99.Every time I see someone eating fast food, I remind myself, "Fast food isn't fast, ** is." ”100.I think the biggest challenge is not changing the diet, but changing the mindset. Every time I want to eat cake, I tell myself that it's a "no" cake. Through these 100 quotes that are both humorous and instructive, we not only explore the light-hearted side of healthy eating and **, but also discover the importance of finding fun in the midst of challenges. Each sentence reminds us that every step in life, whether light or difficult, deserves to be faced with positivity and laughter.

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