Yo, fans and friends, do you feel like you're watching a suspenseful crime movie? Manchester United's transfer farce is simply more exciting than a Hollywood blockbuster. We all know that the transfer window in the world of football is like a big auction and Manchester United seem to have been self-defeating in this auction.
First of all, let's review this absurd story together. Manchester United's top management seems to be playing a joke with fate, obviously having the opportunity to sign Haaland, Belin and Rice, the three future stars, but finally chose a "shell" - Vanderbeek.
Now, it's not like I'm talking nonsense. According to reliable sources, then-manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has made it clear that the three young talents should be brought in to reduce the average age of the squad. However, Mr. Woodward appears to have strayed into a seashell beach, which turns out to be a Dutch goalkeeper.
Can you imagine Ferguson's expression at the time? If you can describe it in words, it is probably "furious". The old man was once the soul of Manchester United, and now he is indignant to see the team miss out on so much talent.
Manchester United's attitude towards Erling Haaland and Belin has also caused a lot of controversy. Defending the team's decision, Woodward said United would not guarantee Bellingham playing time as Borussia Dortmund did. Oops, isn't that a wise decision? We all know that Dort has given the England star plenty of time to work, and his performances are quite impressive.
As for Haaland, Woodward went so far as to say that he was destined to go to Manchester City because of his relationship with his father. This can't help but make people imagine that Haaland's family seems to be incompatible with Manchester United, which is simply a family hatred plot.
Bellingham's experience is even more dramatic. At the age of 16, his performances in the Championship for Birmingham City were impressive, and United did not hesitate to spend a lot of money at the time, even bringing in Sir Alex Ferguson himself. However, as you can imagine, the young talent ended up moving to Real Madrid, and Manchester United could only sigh.
In order to win Bellingham, Ferguson even launched a charm offensive, but unfortunately it failed in the end. The old man's thunderous anger is almost about to ignite the entire transfer market, and this scene must be more enjoyable than Hollywood action movies.
Thinking about it now, United's decision was like buying a lot of good stuff and only buying a vase. This makes one wonder if the shells had some kind of magic on the training ground that made them abandon Haaland, Belin and Rice?
Maybe that's what's so incredible about the world of football. Sometimes, you seem to have seized an opportunity, but you choose a different path at the most critical moment. It's like in a duel, obviously with a sword in his hand, but he chose to pick up the folding fan.
But then again, that's one of the charms of football. The unpredictable transfer market is always a mystery full of unknowns. Maybe Manchester United's choice may seem hilarious, but football is like that, full of drama and in**.
Finally, let's chat in the comment section. Do you think United's decision is a heroic story or a tragic end? Fans, come and share your thoughts to make this football farce even more exciting!