Hearing my shout, a man ran over. His name is Fatty, and his round face is full of innocence, and I really don't know if the fat man is fat because he is round or fat. The fat man picked up my head nonchalantly and shook it vigorously. "Hey! He said, "What are you doing?" ”
Who am I? Where am I? "I was confused.
I want to ask you! The fat man pouted disdainfully.
Ah! That woman** went? "I was horrified.
There are no women here, only men here. The fat man said.
The fat man is the security guard of the campus, and I briefly recounted my experience. At this time, a strange cry of a bird came from outside the mountain, a little far away, as if it was close. The fat man was a little nervous and said to me, "You go, you are not allowed to enter here." I looked up to the sky and sighed, "Go? You let me go in the middle of the night? The fat man was anxious: "I just ran out to drink some wine and you took the opportunity to sneak in." ”
The fat man and I know each other!
The fat man cursed and sat on a big rock and gasped. We were shocked by a strange look, and I pointed at the fat man with a pale face and vaguely said: ". .You. You.
The fat man turned his head and glared at me, a little bit of a second monk, confused: "What's wrong?" "In the moonlight, the green grass blows in the same direction like a ghost fire. Suddenly, he seemed to feel that something was wrong, a cold wind twitched at the corner of his mouth, his whole body was excited, and he slowly turned his head to see that a black shadow quickly rushed towards him. The fat man exclaimed, suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he fainted.
When I woke up again, it was me holding the fat man.
The fat man anxiously asked the first question: "Who attacked me?" ”
I hated to punch him twice, and I gritted my teeth and gently told him, "You're less daring than a rabbit, and just two fallen leaves can scare you like this." ”
The fat man subconsciously rubbed his eyes with his two little fat hands, and deliberately sighed softly: "Why am I drunk like this?" But it's okay, I'm sober now. ”
I asked the fat man, "Aren't you a security guard?" Why are you always surprised? ”
The fat man said, "Oh, don't mention it! Can I not be afraid of this wilderness alone? ”
That's right! I couldn't help but wonder privately, "Then how did you end up here?" ”
The school is on winter vacation, the campus of the University is empty, cold and desolate, all kinds of primitive wild animals have run out, a pair of eyes with green light, dragging a long tail flame in the dark night, with the wind flickering far and near.
Originally, there were some family members, but they all left and went home to save their relatives. The fat man said.
I understand this, I have to ask the next question, the fat man picked up my bag in one hand, and walked over, but I ran to the place where he was sitting just now. A black stone stele, obliquely thorned in the grass to expose half of it, in block letters written "Xilin Temple" three big characters.
The fat man said that he usually treats it as a stone, but he didn't see the words written on it. Of course, I figured it out with my hands.
The fat man said, "If you can really touch it, go to the whole mountain behind you and let you touch it." ”
I said, "You fatty, curse me?" I just said a word, and you just kept babbling. ”
The fat man approached, rolled his eyes, and said he meant it. I just thought it was a joke. When the fat man saw that I didn't believe me, he said, "Come with me, and I'll take you to someone." ”
I didn't see that the fat man was joking, and I didn't have anywhere to go anyway, so I half-jokingly said, "You won't lead me to 'Ga Waist' this dark night, will you?" ”
Or I'll take you to the town to stay so you don't have to worry. The fat man turned his head to look at me.
All right! I had a showdown and said, "Who are you going to let me meet?" ”
One that understands the people you're interested in. After the fat man finished speaking, he twisted the electric donkey and rushed out. I'm interested in none other than "Xilin Temple". Just as I was guessing, a police car on duty drove out of the police station in front of me, the fat man's electric donkey honked his horn to greet him, and a police officer poked his head out, obviously the two sides knew each other. The officer asked the fat man why he was going? The fat man didn't look back and said, "I'll take someone to 'Ga Waist'." ”
Get! I've become the joke of the century.
It is a village where the lights are sparse at night, and most of the people sleep when it gets dark, except for the smell of earth and the smear of the night.
It was an elderly man, and the moment he opened the door, his face and halo were dyed crimson.
The fat man said that he would not return if he was not drunk, and he pointed at me with drunken eyes and said that I was a new teacher, and I came over for a drink together.
The man's hand hurt me, and I looked very excited, saying that his brother was the principal of the previous school. I asked him about his last name, and the man said his last name.
Zhang Stealwa, a native of Weiyao Township, Shanglin Town, Guangxi, is 56 years old.
Seeing the visitor, Zhang Stealing Wa wanted to show his hand. I saw the eye-catching slogan "Reject unscrupulous Internet celebrities" sticking to the wall, he said that "giant unscrupulous Internet celebrities" spread positive energy, because some time ago the leader came to inspect and mentioned to him, "You want to promote positive energy, you want to be the leader of Shanglin Zhenwei in Guangxi." Zhang Stealwa also said confidently, "Yes, I want to be the leader of Shanglin Zhenwei in Guangxi!."Speaking of this, Zhang Stealwa sincerely felt a sense of pride, and the owner of this small restaurant had a youthful smile on his face.
This Zhenwei Township is a well-known old revolutionary base area in all directions, where Wei Baqun established a hidden front with Zhenwei Township as the revolutionary base area, and at the same time, it is also a large rear area for cultivating the backbone of the organization, and it plays an important role in the long-term mediation struggle against the enemy.
I pointed to a striking slogan behind Zhang Stealing Tile, "Sheep Eggs in the World, Chapter Stealing Tile" with my hand. Zhang Stealwa turned around and explained: "Sheep is a homonym for Yang, which means to carry forward. ”
Wow!So that's it!"I'm happy, too.
Zhang Stealwa also has some ready-made dishes, and the fat man didn't forget to joke about the cooking.
The first dish is sesame tofu. Blanched the tofu, and the fat man approached and asked what kind of water was usedChapter stealing tile back to the road is mountain spring water. This mountain spring water has a great origin, and this mountain spring water is used for hundreds of miles. During the Tang Dynasty, there was a King Wei Zhuang in this place, because of the flash flood, during the investigation, King Wei Zhuang rescued the boy and girl who each held a pumpkin, the two boys and women trembled, the girl was called Ada, the boy was called Anu, they were originally the people on the Daming Mountain, the rain was rapid, the two children accidentally rolled down the dark river, they then held the pumpkin in their hands and floated in their arms, and achieved a good story, later, the boy grew up to be the crosser of the river, and the girl grew up to become the mother of the dragon. After some engineering drawing, King Wei Zhuang ordered the construction of river ditches, which effectively turned floods into water conservancy and irrigated the fields. At this time, all industries are thriving, merchants are gathered, and the wharf is busy.
Zhang Stealwa took the tofu out of the pot, poured the prepared sesame oil, and immediately made the fat man cry.
The second course is a raw omelette. The fat man hurriedly took it to the dish, and Zhang Stealwa took out a handful of eggs and put them on the plate one by one. Then Zhang Steal Wa retrieved a few more eggs from the plate. The fat man was not happy, and the fat man hurriedly opened his throat and shouted: "Excuse, I said sheep eggs, didn't you say that you want to fry a plate of eggs raw?" Why did it become picky again? If you don't like it, then scramble two eggs and get it, so you don't have to put so much in. Zhang Stealwa was a little reluctant, but he still put down the egg in his hand. Zhang Stealwa quibbled: "It's not that I'm reluctant, but I can't eat so much." The fat man sarcastically said, "Ouch! You're going to have it, eat a few of your eggs, and you're still so deducted and searched! I'll never come to eat with you again. The fat man asked while beating the eggs, "These are all fresh eggs, right?" Zhang Stealwa said: "It's not all fresh eggs, these eggs are still fresh from the oven." The conversation between these two drama spirits made me laugh. I saw Zhang stealing the tile from the pot to burn the oil, only to hear a crackling sound coming out of the pot, the fat man quickly stirred the egg liquid with chopsticks, added salt to the egg liquid, three times on the left and three times on the right, and three times horizontally, which was poured into the pot. Not to mention, the egg white solidifies instantly, only the egg yolk liquid in the middle is still flowing, and the egg yolk is yellow, not orange**yellow. You don't have to fly up the spatula, I saw Zhang Stealing the pot handle and sliding the pot on the fire, the pot is rotating around the fire, and the egg liquid in the pot is also rotating with the oil, not sticking to the pan at all. Zhang Stealing Wa threw the egg liquid in the air and turned it over, and it quickly came out of the pot. The essence of raw omelette is that the yolk liquid is still flowing when cooked, and it is better than solidifying! The egg whites are still tender. The fat man stretched out his thumb and nodded repeatedly.
Drinking is drinking, you can't fight for wine! The dishes were not ready, and Zhang Stealwa roared. The fat man said: "A store with positive energy has a positive spirit!" You can't fight wine, you can't fight wine, you can't fight wine and you can't fight anything other than wine! Hey, I said sheep eggs, the dishes haven't been served yet, what is this third dish? "The third course, stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers. Zhang Stealwa skillfully started the pot to burn the oil, and it took a lot of effort to wash the pot just now, so he came to his senses. But when he was washing the pot, the fat man joked: "You don't need to wash the pot, you don't have to be too particular, you haven't always been particular, right?" Zhang Stealwa was not happy to hear this, he said seriously: "You must be particular, I am very particular, I have always been particular, ah!" The fat man nodded in approval and said, "Okay, then let's do it!" Right, Brother Zhang! "Then I'll get started! Zhang Stealwa shook the pot with his left hand, and the oil in the pot made a "zing" sound, driving the smell of fireworks in the kitchen, and Zhang Stealwa slapped the pot with the shovel in his right hand and shook the sky. "Green pepper shreds in the oil pan. Zhang Stealwa muttered to himself. The fire burned brightly, and the green peppers went down to the oil pot and a cloud of white smoke rose from the ground. Zhang Thief suddenly choked on his back with his front bow, and his face was flushed. The green pepper is fried, add shredded meat, add a little salt, and the meat is fragrant. The dishes are on the table, there is something missing, Zhang Stealwa scooped out some cabbage and tofu soup in the soup pot, sprinkled with green green onions, Qila, whole life! The fat man rolled a cake and handed it to me: "Here you go, eat first when you're hungry!" I hurriedly thanked him, and ate the burrito, leaving my mouth full of fragrance. Zhang Stealing didn't take a sip of wine, his face was flushed, he was tired just now, and sat down to catch his breath. The fat man poured wine and went to his table in turn: "Come, I'll do it first, you are free." Zhang Shaowa then said: "You can't fight for wine." "Yes, whoever fights for wine is confused. The fat man also said. Zhang Stealwa said: "It's not a foolish thing, you can't fight wine here, this is a place to spread positive energy!" The fat man slapped the table, put down the wine glass, and continued: "Yes, the leaders have come to inspect, and the leaders said that we want to be a huge unscrupulous Internet celebrity, and we must inherit the spirit of Zhenwei and drive high-quality industries." Zhang Stealwa said loudly: "Yes, I want to be the inheritor of Zhenwei Township!" "I'm laughing so hard that I'm cramping! The fat man told me privately that Zhang Stealwa is a giant unscrupulous Internet celebrity!
During the banquet, I talked about the connection between Lin Xi and Xilin Temple. After listening to my words, Zhang Stealwa pondered for a long time, so he told the story of "positive energy".
The next episode of "Ghost Yin Mountain", so stay tuned!