The bell of the beginning of the school season is ringing again, and the familiar bell is mixed with the unique atmosphere of the new semester. Both new and old students walked into the school gate with a variety of expressions, nervousness, anticipation, and hilarious stories waiting to be revealed. The following 40 campus funny jokes, each of which can be called a "belly tremor artifact", ensure that you laugh to tears, stomach ache to the point that you can't do it, let's feel this happy time of laughter together!
1.On the first day of school, Xueba arrived early, only to find that the classroom door was not open, and it turned out that the teacher had forgotten that today was the first day of school.
2.The new PE teacher listened to the class bell as the end bell, and the class ended in 5 minutes, and the students looked confused and happy.
3.The senior asked the senior to borrow the book and received a brand new "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-year Simulation", the senior said: "I am not willing to do this book, I will give it to you." ”
4.The students in the back row of the classroom piled up a high "fortress" with their textbooks, but the English teacher threw all the chalk heads back, and he was also scared.
5.The library occupant maniacs carefully arranged his seats, only to find that he had misread the class schedule, and that the whole day of classes was in another building.
6.In order to welcome the new semester, all the members of the dormitory decided to hang up inspirational slogans, and the result was "study hard and make mistakes every day".
7.A student fell asleep while queuing up for food in the cafeteria, and when he woke up, there were two more dishes on the plate, and he was also known as the "canteen sleepwalking god" by the whole school.
8.The head teacher raided the grooming and appearance, and a boy with ultra-short hair said: "This is to prevent drooling and wetting hair from sleeping in the morning self-study." ”
9.At the opening ceremony, the principal's speech fell to the ground, and after picking it up, he read it correctly, and it turned out that he had already memorized his own script.
10.In the military training of freshmen, the instructor asked him to report the number, but one person shouted: "Report!" I'm the first hostage! The audience instantly petrified and laughed.
11.The math teacher gave a blackboard full of homework, turned around and wiped half of it off, and said, "Just kidding, this is today." Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then he added, "Plus the half that I didn't do yesterday." ”
12.The students imitated the teacher's mantra during recess, only to hear the teacher walk into the classroom and say the second half of the sentence, and the class was instantly muted and burst into laughter.
13.The campus radio station mistakenly broadcast the wake-up bell of the high school next door, causing all the students to arrive half an hour early, and the scene was very embarrassing and funny.
14.To celebrate the start of the new semester, the dormitory organized a "Loudest Slogan Contest", which resulted in a dormitory shouting: "Long live the holidays!"."Champion.
15.In the biology experiment class, a student used the microscope lens as a magnifying glass, trying to read the small words in the textbook, which attracted laughter from the surrounding students.
16.The class changed seats, and a classmate drew lots to the "VIP" position next to the podium, and he said, "I can finally eat snacks in the open, because the teacher can't see behind me." ”
17.A top student sorted out a book of mistakes with the cover saying "The thicker the book, the more stupid the person", and after being discovered by the teacher, he praised his honesty and sense of humor in class.
18.* During class, a student suddenly sneezed while playing the recorder, and as a result, he "played" a strange piece of nasal and melodic music.
19.During the dormitory night talk, a classmate told about his sleepwalking experience, but the next day he found that the whole dormitory had done strange movements before going to bed according to his instructions.
20.In the first physical education class of the new semester, students showed off their newly bought sports equipment during the summer vacation, but one student wore slippers and gym clothes, claiming that this was a trend.
21.Reciting poems in Chinese class, one student was so involved that he performed a crosstalk-like tone, which made the whole class laugh.
22.The library was blacked out, and students took out their mobile phones to read books, only to be ridiculed as "a modern version of chiseling the wall and stealing light".
23.The school cafeteria launched a new dish "Dark Cuisine", and the emojis of the tasters instantly swiped the campus forum.
24.To welcome new students, veterans have created a super-detailed campus survival guide with a variety of spoofed campus legends and jokes.
25.At the opening ceremony, the principal accidentally read "welcome new students" as "welcome new teachers", and the audience was stunned for a moment and then applauded thunderously and laughed continuously.
26.When the math teacher explained pi, she led the class to sing the "Song of Pie", and the students laughed and sang along while memorizing the first 30 digits.
27.The school held the "Most Beautiful Notes Contest", and a student recorded the content of the class in the form of hand-drawn cartoons, although it was not the most standardized, but won the first prize for its creativity.
28.In one of the relay races, a team of students was so nervous that they accidentally threw the baton at the referee, causing the audience to be stunned and laugh.
29.At the campus cultural festival, in an improvisational comedy performance, the actors temporarily joined the audience to interact, and as a result, a student became an "unexpected star" due to his wit and sense of humor.
30.In order to improve the English listening level, the class broadcasts in English every morning, and one day it accidentally played the German news, and everyone didn't understand it but pretended to nod yes, the scene was quite funny.
31.In a physics experiment class, the class screamed due to a mistake in the operation and the sound of the balloon bursting, but everyone took pleasure in it afterwards, making fun of each other's reaction speed.
32.During the student council election, one of the candidates made a funny campaign**, which won the hearts of all the students in a unique way, and although he was not elected, he won the hearts of all his classmates.
33.When explaining the ancient texts, the Chinese teacher imitated the tone of the ancients' speech, and the exaggerated movements and dialogues in the Chinese language made the originally boring content vivid and interesting.
34.In a chemistry lab class, a student mistakenly mixed two harmless reagents to produce a large amount of foam, which overflowed the container, and the laboratory instantly became a bubble paradise.
35.In a game of dodgeball in physical education class, a student jumped on a basketball hoop in a hurry to avoid being hit, and hung on it helplessly until everyone helped to solve the siege.
36.At the school's art festival, a spoof version of the historical drama performance subverted the traditional image, which sparked heated discussions and laughter among the students about the new interpretation of historical figures.
37.During self-study in the library, a classmate's mobile phone rang suddenly, which turned out to be the popular Internet Divine Comedy, and the entire reading room instantly fell silent, and then burst into a burst of irrepressible snickering.
38.The grade group organized a tug-of-war competition, and one class decided to use a "strategic turnaround", deliberately losing the first game first, and then successfully counterattacking in the second game, which made everyone laugh.
39.In a biology experiment class, when the students were making plant cell models, a student used colorful candies and jellies to build a three-dimensional "dessert cell", allowing everyone to experience the cross-border integration of food and science in their learning.
40.During the school's science and technology festival, a class designed a creative drone, which was originally planned to demonstrate a flight performance, but accidentally crashed into the balloon decoration above the principal's head, which became a topic of conversation for everyone.
41.In order to welcome the arrival of the new students, the seniors carefully planned a campus treasure hunt, one of the tasks was to dance the square dance collectively, although the first attempt of the new students to dance moves was jerky, but the atmosphere was extremely cheerful.
42.In the history class, in order to vividly explain the ancient war strategy, the teacher organized a simulated sand table deduction, and as a result, a simulation that should have been serious turned into a funny role-play, so that the students learned knowledge through laughter.
43.On the eve of the final exam of physical education, in order to help students overcome their fear of long-distance running, the physical education teacher organized a unique night fluorescent night running activity.
44.*In class, when the whole class played a complex symphony, a student pressed the keys by mistake, thinking that it would destroy the harmony, but inadvertently created a new and interesting melody, and the teacher took this opportunity to teach everyone how to deal with the vignettes in ** flexibly.
45.In a geography class, the teacher showed his youth to travel around the world, telling all kinds of anecdotes, the students were so fascinated that they even forgot the end of class, at that moment, every piece of land on the world map seemed to have a vivid story.
46.The student reporters of the campus TV station, when recording the campus news, because of a kitten that suddenly broke into the camera, caused a series of emergencies, which made the original serious report interesting, and then won the love of the teachers and students of the school.
These interesting and colorful moments of campus life are like bright pearls, stringing together the good times that students spend together. Each story is writing the laughter and tears of growth, and constructing an irreproducible memory of youth.
Through these interesting stories, campus life seems to become a joyful little theater, where everyone is a screenwriter, director and protagonist. Every laughter weaves the memories of youth, and together portrays a vibrant and fun learning environment, so that we can swim in the ocean of knowledge in the waves of happiness.
In this series of laughter, the little interesting stories of the beginning of the school season are like vivid pictures, recording the good times we spent together. Every laugh is a release of the pressure of life, and it is also the most valuable wealth in the memory of youth. In the new semester, let us go hand in hand with this optimism and enthusiasm, let laughter become the best seasoning for study and life, and jointly paint a more wonderful chapter of campus life.
In this series of ridiculous and interesting stories of the beginning of the school season, we felt the vitality of youth and the richness of campus life. These humorous clips may be just a small wave in the long semester, but they are like condiments, making serious study life lively and interesting. The beginning of the school season is not only a feast of knowledge, but also an interweaving of laughter and memories. May we start the new semester with laughter, and write more campus legends that belong to us together, so that this memory will still shine in the years to come, and every time we think about it, we can smile and have endless aftertaste.