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It is said that there is no horse spoon that does not touch the edge of the pot, and the flirting and quarreling between husband and wife are like storms in nature, looking at it from another angle, it is also the spice of the family, and the joy of life can also be understood as the unique mood between husband and wife.
The brother of a college classmate has an RV, bought it for more than 600,000 yuan, and the car is only a few years old, and he rarely drives it, but now it is sold for 200,000 yuan, and his wife encourages her husband to buy it back.
My husband said: "I can't get into the parking space, I can't put it when I buy it, and it's not comfortable to live in, so it's good to live in a hotel." ”
My wife immediately said: "It's very comfortable to live, and it's super nice to go out to play." ”
The husband looked at his wife suspiciously and asked, "Have you ever lived?" ”
The wife said to her husband, "Honey, I have bought a piece of silk and am going to make you a tie." ”
The husband said, "You are so nice! But why buy so much? ”
Wife: "For the rest of the part, I want to make myself a dress." ”
The girlfriend said: "My first boyfriend was a Chaos Seller, and I won't eat Chaos anymore after we break up!" The second boyfriend opened an Internet café, and I stopped using the Internet after the breakup! The third is ......”
Without waiting for my girlfriend to finish, I said, "Then you can't leave me." “
The girlfriend asked curiously, "Why?" “
Me: "Because I'm a seller of clothes!" “
Hahaha, you can only follow me for the rest of your life! ）
The husband often scolds the boss for being incompetent in front of his wife, so that the company is about to go bankrupt, and he can't even pay bonuses.
One day, when a colleague came to visit, he was very surprised to hear him scolding his boss, and quietly asked, "Didn't you receive a bonus every month?" How to ......He hurriedly interrupted his colleague's words and whispered: "Don't scold the boss, who will pay for me and you to play mahjong?" ”
Oh! It turns out that your kid thought of this trick to hide private money)
My husband said, "I found the money!" “
The wife said, "You can use it yourself!" “
My husband said, "I picked up my phone!" “
The wife said, "Use it yourself!" Don't report this kind of thing to me in the future, since you picked it up, use it yourself! It's all for nothing! “
A few days later, my wife asked angrily, "You didn't return last night, what's the matter?" “
My husband bowed his head and said, "I picked up a drunk beauty last night!" “
Oh, and since there is still such an operation! 」
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