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It is said that there is no horse spoon that does not touch the edge of the pot, and the flirting and quarreling between husband and wife are like storms in nature, looking at it from another angle, it is also the spice of the family, and the joy of life can also be understood as the unique mood between husband and wife.
Today, a few buddies asked me out for a drink, and I said that I would come out when I went back and said hello to my wife!
When I got home, I reluctantly said to my wife, "Wife, you know, a man is very tired for his career and family, so I occasionally go out to relax, you should be able to understand, right?" ”
My wife put down her phone and said to me: "When you are not at home, the house is empty, and I live alone and it is wasteful, then I will occasionally let others live, you don't object, right?" ”
Wow, my mother, this wife is so tricky! 」
My wife asked my husband, "Husband, if I learn to smoke, will you still think I'm as beautiful as ever?"
My husband replied, "You may be a smoker in the eyes of others, but you are still a flower in my eyes." ”
The wife asked proudly: "My husband still appreciates me, so what kind of flower should you be?" “
My husband closed his eyes and said, "Fireworks." ”
Oops, my mother, I'm laughing to death! 」
The husband and wife quarreled, and the wife was so angry that she shouted: "I really regret marrying you, I knew it was like this."Even if I marry a pig, I won't marry you!
The husband pretended to be deep and said, "No, you can't do this,."Don't you know that it is not legal for close relatives to marry?
Yesterday at lunchtime, my girlfriend said to me: "After we get married, you will not only give me your salary, but also all the income other than your salary must be handed over to me, in short, all the income must be managed by me." ”
Me: "Huh? In that case, wouldn't I have nothing? ”
The girlfriend's eyes widened and she said, "How can you have nothing?" Don't you have a wife? ”
When I think about it, my girlfriend is right!
When my mom wasn't home in high school, I asked my boyfriend to come to my house to play. Due to the hot weather, my boyfriend bought two large watermelons on the road and twisted them over. As soon as the doorbell rang, I hurriedly ran to open the door, and when I saw that it was my boyfriend, I looked at him, he looked inside, and found my mother sitting on the sofa, he immediately said wittily: "Beauty, next time you only buy two melons, I won't give them to you!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and walked away......My mother also said that this young man who sells melons is so handsome!
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