If you don t laugh after reading it, I ll make you laugh

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-02-09

1, big brother! I don't reply to messages because the culture is low, I'm looking through the Xinhua dictionary.

2. I hope I can become a rich and interesting person, but I can't just be rich.

3. My goal in life is to own my own house in Beijing when I am 30 years old. Now I'm halfway there: I'm thirty years old.

4. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

5. I met a boy who told me that he would love me for the rest of my life, but I didn't expect that his life would be three days.

6. What does it mean to never give up? It's probably about being 10,000 times a day, but still not quitting.

7. Not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis for being low-key is to be high-profile at any time.

8. You have your poems and distances, and I have my laziness and arrogance.

9. Don't say that others have a sick brain, the premise of having a sick brain is that you must have a brain.

10. What is the generation gap? It's you who put on a new dress and walk around in front of your mother and say, "Mom, do you have a fan?" Your mother took one look at it and said, "Yes, put it in the pot and serve it yourself."

11. Do you, you can't swing and swing, you can't win by lying down, you can't sleep enough, you can't learn and you can't learn, you can't roll and roll, you don't dare to die, you don't know how to live and live.

12. The design of eight-treasure porridge is really inhumane, and you have to hold a spoon like this every time you eat it to the end.

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