1. There was a kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was another kissing scene on TV, and the father asked his son to pour another glass of water, and the son asked: Dad, are you thirsty when you see someone kissing you?
2. It's good to get married, but if you don't get married, no matter how gorgeous your life is, to put it bluntly, it's just a lonely person waiting to die. Marriage is different, marriage is not a person waiting for death, it is looking forward to each other's death.
3. The boat of friendship will overturn, the giant ship of love will sink when it is said to sink, and only the canoe of a single dog will not fall.
4. When I went to bed just now, I found that someone was pulling my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed with one kick, thinking that the ghost is getting more and more bold now, and dares to grab the quilt with Lao Tzu! Later, when I think about it, I seem to have gotten married yesterday!
5. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that in the face of danger, you must first calm yourself, so I took a few deep breaths, and as a result, the gas was poisoned.
6. A man has had a crush on a woman for many years, and finally confesses affectionately. Man: "In order to always like you, I changed my choice during the college entrance examination." Woman: "Fart, I haven't seen you in four years at school." Man: "I didn't get in." ”
7. In fact, the ancient people were quite optimistic, and they were thinking about how to live forever with a little spare time; Modern people are busy with the day's work, calm down and collapse in bed, with only four words in their hearts: I don't want to live anymore!
8. My daughter-in-law was drunk and unconscious, and when I asked her, I didn't know anything, and I didn't even know her. I took the opportunity to ask for the bank card password, and at that moment I felt a little sloppy. Sure enough, she widened her eyes and gave me a slap in the face!
9. There are many ways to make my wife happy, such as giving gifts, accompanying you to go shopping, cooking well, doing housework, etc., and there is only one way to make your husband happy, that is, "Go back to my mother's house tonight, you can be at home by yourself!" ”
10. The so-called sleeping goods can be summed up in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer lack of autumn nap and hibernation!