** years, the head shaving master outside the south gate of Nieyang City, Nanyang Mansion is very good, from *** down to the bandit commander, and even the Japanese invaders who later invaded Nanyang, will deliberately ask him for a haircut. Lao Chang's identity has risen, so the price of shaving his head has also risen, and other families have a few copper plates for a shaved head, and Lao Chang is determined to ask for a silver yuan. He also spent a lot of money to ask someone to make a gold-lettered signboard, which was inscribed with a - "Wanxi's first knife". Unexpectedly, as soon as the signboard was hung out, Lao Chang was in trouble!
It was snowing on this day, and I often heard someone reading aloud outside the shop: "The first knife in Yuanxi!" It turned out to be a man with a scarred face like Hanako who mispronounced the word. Lao Chang teased and said: "That's the word 'Wan', the 'Wan' of Wancheng!."”
Scar's face ignored the old man, and muttered: "What kind of 'bowl' he is, it doesn't look pleasing to the eye anyway!" As he spoke, his eyes were still fixed on the gold-lettered signboard, as if he was wondering if he could scrape the gold from it. Lao Chang yelled impatiently, "Come and mischief! , go elsewhere and have fun! ”
Unexpectedly, the man said that he wanted to shave his head and see "the first knife in Wanxi". I am always happy when I hear it: most of the customers who entered the store in the past were characters with heads and faces, and then look at this scarred face, wearing a torn cotton jacket without buttons, and tying his waist with a straw rope, can he be a serious customer? Lao Chang grabbed Bai and said: "Save it, can you take out a piece of steel?" "How do you think the man speaks very hardly: "Don't say a piece of steel ocean, it's ten pieces of 'Yuan Datou', can you blink your eyelids?" With that, he plunged into the store. Hey, there's a bed bug in the melon seeds--what kind of person (benevolence)!
The dispute between Lao Chang and the man alarmed the neighbors, and after a while, some idlers gathered around to watch the excitement. Anyway, business is light on a snowy day, so I often have the right to relieve boredom and wear an apron to accompany the man to have fun. He first gave the man a problem: "Kill the pig and kill the tail, one person and one kill." Are you a literary shaving or a martial shave? ”
Hey, how can shaving your head compare to killing a pig?
Seeing that the man looked dazed, Lao Chang explained that Wen Sha was shaved with one knife, and Wu Sha was shaved with two knives. The man was confused again, and he often explained more proudly that the so-called shaving is to shave slowly and methodically with a knife, and also to perform his own "blade eye washing" and "knife handle ear picking" skills, plus beating massage, kneading and massaging and other unique skills, so that customers can reach the state of fluttering fairy. Speaking of martial arts, it was much simpler, two razors flew up and down, took turns to slash over the scalp, and it was over after about a quarter of an hour.
The scar's face rolled his eyes, and he said that he was a rough person, and he didn't pay attention to it, so he used martial arts!
Okay! He often washed the man's hair indiscriminately, and then showed two sharp razors. He closed his eyes for a moment, and then suddenly pinched the man's scalp with his left hand, which made the man grin. Lao Chang shouted: "Don't move, the knife will be red when it falls on the head!" As he spoke, he began to shave with two knives in his right hand. How do you wield two razors with one hand? Look, Lao Chang first threw up a razor, and then held another razor and "stabbed" the man's head; Then he shook his hand and threw the razor again, and it happened that the original razor had been firmly followed by Lao Chang, and the "stab" was another knife. In this way, the two razors flew in turn in the air, alternating "stabs" in Lao Chang's hands, and the whole set of movements was smooth and free, which attracted applause. When it came to the final "end", Lao Chang simply let go of his left hand that was pinching his scalp, threw the razor higher, turned around and came to a beautiful "Hu Xuan Dance", and then accurately took the razor that just fell, and "stabbed" to shave off the last strand of hair on the man's head! Watching the lively crowd erupt in applause.
After shaving, I often find that something is wrong: why does the scarred face lie motionless? He hurriedly leaned down and shouted in the middle of the man who grabbed the man: "Guy, guy, wake up!" Unexpectedly, Scar's face sat up leisurely, and he shouted: "Comfortable and comfortable, I am sleepwalking to see Taishang Laojun!" ”
After finishing the work, of course, he had to pay for the shaving of his head, and the man began to grope in his torn cotton jacket. Lao Chang waved his hand disdainfully: "Forget it, don't pretend, the right to be in charge has to show your hand and let you open your eyes!" ”
Scar's face immediately raised triangular eyes: "What, you and I are here to 'bastard'?" I sue you, ten 'Yuan Datou', there are a lot of children, you have to ask for it, you have to ask for it, you have to ask for it! However, we also have to talk about it, today you shave your head and divide it into Wen and Wu, and I will pay for it and score Wen and Wu! ”
Lao Chang squinted his eyes and asked, "What do you mean by this article?" What do you say? "
The man took out ten jingling "Yuan Datou", and told Lao Chang while playing with it that the so-called Wen Di is to Lao Chang take off the signboard of "Wanxi's first knife", you are not worthy of this name, and you will let people look at the diaphragm and the fire; The so-called martial arts means that as long as he is wronged for a few minutes, all ten pieces of steel will belong to him.
Hey, could it be that this man is here to challenge the title of "Wanxi's First Knife"? Could it be that he has another trick to shave his head? Lao Chang said disapprerovingly: "Okay, let me see your kung fu, let's have a martial arts!" ”
Scar's face whistled, and two big men stepped in outside the door. He untied the straw rope in his waist and threw it to his accomplices: "It's cold today, this master wants to accompany the master to practice, and he is waiting outside the door!" ”
The two big men set up their old man's way to the door, and tied them firmly to the horse-tethered stakes with straw ropes. People are like watching a monkey show, surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside. Chang Chang didn't know what medicine was sold in the man's gourd, but when he thought that he could get ten pieces of steel in an instant, he even asked a little proudly: "Brother, it's a cold day, let it go, so it's over early!" ”
Scar's face smiled slightly, took out two pieces of steel first, and shook it in front of Lao Chang's face. Suddenly, two pieces of steel fell to the ground, and Lao Chang only felt that the two eyebrow bones were cold, and his two thick eyebrows were shaved off! Someone exclaimed: "Oh my God, I didn't see the man show his knife at all, and the old eyebrows are gone in the blink of an eye!" Lao Chang also shouted: "Who told you to shave my eyebrows!" Scar said flatly: "I shaved your two eyebrows to tell you that Hugh is empty-eyed, and the dog's eyes look down on people - two pieces of steel are yours!" ”
Lao Chang continued to shout: "The rest of the steel ocean? Scar's face agreed: "Come on, you guys will give you three more pieces!" Then he threw off his torn jacket, revealing a circle of darts around his waist. I saw him tie up his lunge, cross his waist with his left hand, pull out three darts with his right hand, and throw them into the air in turn. The three darts are like three butterflies flying in the air, and the man is like an acrobat, throwing and catching knives with one hand, and the whole movement is like flowing water, and he can be retracted and released freely. Suddenly, he threw three pieces of steel into the air, only to hear the three sounds of "Dangdang", the three pieces of steel fell to the ground, and the three darts also poked at Lao Chang's feet.
Lao Chang was shocked and howled like a pig: "Good man, you are playing with your life!" I promise to take off the sign now! ”
The man shouted, "Okay, I'll help you!" Saying that, with a flick of both hands, two darts flew out with a "whoosh", and the two ropes that fixed the signboard in the middle were heard, only to hear a "bang", the signboard fell to the ground, and everyone cheered. The old sign landed, and his hanging heart also landed, and he begged again: "Gentlemen, let me go!" ”
Scar's face smiled slightly: "The big husband said that the horse is difficult to chase!" Ten pieces of steel are still five pieces short of you, and I will return them all! As he spoke, he stacked the remaining five pieces of steel into a stack, placed them on top of Lao Chang's head, and then stepped back ten paces, and flashed a cold glittering dart. Lao Chang was already frightened and kept crying for mercy. Scar's face turned to everyone and said, "I do this to let the master have a long memory and remember to be an upright Chinese!" As he spoke, he imitated Lao Chang's posture of shaving the last knife, and suddenly turned around and danced a Hu Xuan dance, only to hear his "ahhhh The darts "swished" against the scalp of the old man, and all five pieces of steel fell on the snow. The onlookers immediately applauded: There are really mountains outside the mountains and heavens outside the sky, this is the real "first knife in Wanxi"!
After Scarface and his accomplices left, the neighbors returned to the shop with the half-dead Lao Chang in his arms. Someone told Lao Chang that the scarred face was called Liu Baobin, and he was the "scoop handle" in the team of the green forest of Funiu Mountain, and the scar on his face was left by the Japanese devils.
The crowd dispersed, and the messy footsteps stepped on the gold-lettered signboard. At this time, some people saw clearly that below the line of words "Wanxi First Knife" on the signboard, there was also a line of small characters: "Kameda Daisashu, commander of the Niyang garrison army of Japan".
A kind-hearted neighbor picked up ten pieces of steel from the snow and handed them to Lao Chang, who then remembered: Kameda wrote these words, and he spent ten yuan "Yuan Datou"!