Talk show lines: animal monkeys, orangutans and wolves

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-02-01

Someone went down the hill to sell straw hats, roadonThe Straw Hat was grabbed by a group of monkeys on the tree, and he remembered his grandfather's experience, so he threw the Straw Hat to the groundUnexpectedlyThe monkey not only did not follow, but insteadGreatSaid with a smileDamn, you think you've got a grandfather!

A monkey said to his master, "I don't want to be a monkey, I want to be a human." He said, "If you want to be a human being, you must first pluck out the hair of your whole body." The monkey said, "Yes." The master took out tweezers and pulled them out, and as soon as he pulled one out, the monkey screamed in pain. The master said, "How can you be a human being if you don't pull out a dime?" ”

A young monkey couple gave birth to their first child. Father Monkey looked at the child's appearance and was a little overwhelmed. "Don't worry, dear. "Mother Monkey said,"Whatever the future,Just gave birthWhen it comesIt's all a bit of a human beingkind

Giraffes and monkeysIn love。One day, the giraffe raisedBreak up, saidI can't get used to itThis kind of jumping up and downofLifestyle。The monkey said, "If you leave, you will leave, kiss him, and you have to climb the tree."

The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon's pullfecesBen, gibbonBe proactive and patientAfter helping her scrub them clean, they fell in love, someone elseCurious about monkeys and orangutansHowYesComing together, the chimpanzee said with emotionApe dung! It's all ape droppingsNaw

Historically, the western United StatesThe owner of a bar raised an orangutan, and whenever there was a customer, he would release the orangutan, catch the person, and throw it in the parking lot. One day, a tall farmer came, and after three cups of yellow soup were eaten, he began to tear open the broken gong and sing loudly. The owner of the bar had no choice but to let the orangutan out. After the orangutan took the person out, the people in the bar could only hear the "ping-pong" noise outside, which was so lively. After a long while, the farmer came in crookedly and said, "Humph! Some people, just wearing a fur coat, thinkthemselvesTerrific! ”

Rabbits and wolves were taken to military councils for inspection and then assigned specific tasks. The first to be inspected was a rabbit, and the people from the Military Commission took out some bullets and asked it, "What is this?" "I don't know. The rabbit replied. The military commissar showed it an automatic rifle again and asked, "What is this?" "I don't know. The rabbit replied. And what is it? "People show it a brick. "It's bricks. "The rabbit recognized it. "Alright, you're going to serve on the construction site! "The wolf stood outside the door and heard the situation of the rabbit in the room, and it did not want to go to the front to serve in the military. When it was its turn, the people from the Military Commission also showed it some bullets and asked, "What is this?" "I don't know. The wolf replied. "So what do you know? "I know you have bricks. The wolf replied wittily. "That's right, that's smart! YouJustGo for Scouting! ”

The wolf became a great official, and the beasts came to kiss him. The jackal said: I have a wolf's kiss. Tiger said: We are tigers and wolves. He said: We are embarrassed. The dog said, "I have a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs." RatsReluctantlySay, "I'm wolf-eyed." CertainMenSay: I** also.

Once upon a time, foxes and wolves became good friends, and they played together like brothers. One day, they caught a chicken, a foxVery humbleand give it to the wolf for dinner. "No, no, no," said the wolf, "you are my brother, you eat first." Just then, a lion suddenly appeared in front of them. The wolf hurriedly said, "Lion King, I know you are coming here, so I have prepared a chicken for you for dinner." "FoxFlatterySaid: "I know a chicken for your dinner is too little, so except."nowChickenstoIn addition, I have a wolf for you. ”

The rabbit celebrates his birthday in the forest, and everyone comes to congratulate him. A few wolves also decided to send a congratulatory letter, and when they finished writing it, they wondered how to write the letter. Some said that they could write "a pack of wolves", and some said that they could write "a group of comrades", but they were not satisfied. They thought about it and finally decided to write "a group of comrades".

The wolf cub was born vegetarian, and the parents racked their brains to train the wolf cubs to hunt, one day, the wolf parents saw their son chasing the rabbit, only to see the wolf cub catch the rabbit, and said fiercely, "Boy, hand over the carrot!" ”

On October 3, 2023, Beijing Changping North Seven Sheep Village

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