Tell a story of scolding others is**: a few days ago, colleague Xiao LiReceived a text messagesaid that his father was seriously ill and rescuedLethimSpeed handle20,000 piecesThe money was remitted to an account of the Agricultural Bank of China. Xiao Li was happy after watching it - he had already taken his parents to his home last week, how could he be hospitalized in his hometown? And soI replied with a message: SavedThirty thousand, please check. As a result, I received a reply: "I've been to the bank three times, and I haven't received the money yet, you **!"
Let's talk about the story of letting ** knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach: a friend worked as a manager in a toothpaste factory, one dayPick oneUnfamiliar**, Southern accent, call when you come upHisName"Mr. Wang, hello! "Who are you?" "Your old friend"Who? "An old friend of Guangdong! You can't even hear my voice? "Are you?" "Oh, Mr. Wang, you noble man forgets things. ”himReally was asked, I really can't remember who this voice is, and I have been greeting for a long time, but the other party has always refused to say his name, and finallyWangManagerImpatient, "If you don't say it, forget it", and then hang up the **. Think about it laterLessons should be learned**, so I dialed ** back: "You are Lao Zhang in Guangdong, right?" "Yes, yes, take a look, I said that you are so forgetful, you can't even hear my voice" "I'm sorry Lao Zhang, I thought someone was joking with me!" "Mr. Wang, I'm going to Beijing and want to invite you to dinner with ......."”Manager Wang didn't wait for his fraud to come out, so he beat him up with three strikes and five divided by two.
Here's their conversation"Lao Zhang, how is your mother's cancer? The other party was stunned for a moment: "Oh."It's still the same ......"Hey, you can't help it if you have this disease, is your father's car accident case closed? "OhPoor ......It's almost ......"Okay, everyone is gone, don't worry too much about whether you pay or notHmmm……"Didn't your son have an operation? The other party held back for 10 seconds and didn't speak
Once, I was inAt the train station, I met a melancholy-looking girl who claimed to be a junior at XX UniversityPreparing to go home for the summer vacation,Her wallet was ripped off, she was hungry and cold, and she asked me to do a good deed and give her some RMB, and took out her student ID card for me to check. Look at herPoor BabaI really wanted to pay for it, but suddenly a flash of inspiration struckFollow-upOne sentence: "What is the fourth power derivative of a?" She was stunned and stumbled. I didn't see it right, so I changed it to a lower difficulty point: "What is the sin30 degree?" ”This question is like a ticking time bomb about to detonateherLooking nervous, he turned around quicklyFlee!
The above two stories are domestic, and the following two are imported - Western goods.
In the United States, an elderly man Hunter was traveling by car and was overspeeding at an intersectionofLadBump into it. each otherHurriedly jumped out of the car and ran forwardOldHuntI have been frightened to the face of the earth, seeLadCome here,Can't help itRoared: 'How did you drive the car?'"Old man, I'm really sorry, it doesn't matter, right? ”LadWith an apologetic face, he took out a bottle and handed it in as he spokeHuntof the cab, "Drink some, you'll feel better." ”HuntTake itWinebottle, see is brandyImmediatelyAfter a few sips, he gasped and exclaimed, "You bastard almost killed me."OldLife. ”LadPromisesAnd persuadedHuntTook a few sips. Old manWipe your mouth and turn aroundLadSmiled and said, "Thank you, I feel better now?" Why don't you drink a little? "I don't want to drink, you drunk driving and causing an accident, meNowIt's time to go to the police. ”HahahahaYou look back, your little trick seems to be too low IQ, and your entire performance has been clearly seen by the police behind you. Old Hunter said triumphantly.
Young people are picking up goods in the supermarketDiscoverAn old lady always follows him"I'm sorry," said the old lady, "I beg your pardon for staring at you and making you feel uncomfortable." I'm doing this because you look a lot like my son, and I haven't seen him in a long time. "That's a pity," said the young man, "can I do something for you?" "All right," said the old lady, "will you say 'goodbye, mother' to me when I leave?"I willVery gratifyingof"Absolutely. The young man replied. He didn't think much of it and continued to pick things. He queued up to payoftimeDiscoverThe old lady stood in front of himNot far away。When the old man was about to leave, the young man said loudly; "Goodbye, Mom! ”The old lady waved happily at him. When he walked to the cashier to check out, he foundThe amount of money is wrong。"How can there be so many? He asked, "I only bought it."Very littleA few things. "Your mom said you'd pay for her. The cashier said
On June 25, 2023, the grass was first planted in Tianyu Jiayuan