I'm here to talk about homely things
Elderly people make some strange things from time to time, it's really funny, and today I will tell you a few happy things.
What are you cooking for lunch today? All kinds of New Year's goods are ready, the dumpling filling is also ready, and the rest is to eat, play, play! The daughter-in-law proposed to eat steamed rice, so let's eat rice.
I scooped up the rice and put it in the steamer, added water, covered the lid, turned on the power, saw the yellow light on, and thought to myself that let it be steamed, I will fry the vegetables first, and the dishes will be ready for a while, and the rice will be steamed, so there will be no delay at all.
I'm done in the kitchen, the food is served, and the rice is served again. Who knows when you open the steamer and take a look, guess what? The rice in the pot is rice, the water is water, and it is just beginning to smoke! What's going on? After steaming for so long, why is the rice not cooked?
Embarrassing, embarrassing! Daughters-in-law, sons, and grandsons are all waiting for the meal, what's the matter with this rice? I thought back to the process of steaming the rice. Yikes! I remembered that I saw the yellow light on just now, not that the steamer started to work, and I needed to press the red light button on the steamer down to open it, but I panicked to fry the food, and I forgot to press the red light button, resulting in the dish being fried, and the steamer has not started to work!
Ay! This man is old, why is this like this? I can't tell what it's like! I had to start steaming rice again. Wait until the rice is steamed and the dishes are cool! Although everyone didn't say anything, I was so angry that I couldn't do it, it was really useless!
Forgetfulness is a common thing in the elderly. Last winter, I bought a box of vegetable buns at a food stall in the county seat. This is a small business run by the old couple, selling while doing it, and there are many people who come to eat. The old man packed the bun and handed it to me, and after I paid for it, I couldn't wait to open it and eat it. I took a bite and it didn't feel right, so I took another bite, and it still felt like I didn't put salt in it. I asked the boss: "Did you forget to put salt in this box of vegetable buns just now?" The mother of the pancake was surprised: "Really? I quickly tore a piece from the other end of the bun and gave her a taste. She smiled when she tasted it: "Look at my memory, I really forgot to put salt." You wait, I'll make another one for you. She told me that once she didn't forget to put salt, but put salt twice, and as soon as the customer ate it, he immediately vomited, and she asked if it was not delicious. Guests say it's delicious! You don't need money to buy salt, do you? Only then did she understand that she must have forgotten to let go of the salt, and put the salt again, wouldn't the vegetable bun be salty and inedible? She immediately apologized and made another one. This time, I'm going to make it again, a box of vegetable buns costs three yuan, and isn't it a loss to send another one? I thought to myself that it is not easy for the old man to sell vegetable buns here at such an old age, so make do with it and let her make it for me again. She had to give me a dollar no matter what, but I couldn't help but take the money, smiled and left.
When I came back, I told the neighborhood about this joke, and who knew that the neighborhood was even more ridiculous!
Her neighbor had a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve last year, washed pots and dishes with warm hot water, and the Spring Festival Gala on TV began. She was ready to watch the party with peace of mind after changing the briquettes. The coal stove was in the house. She brought a briquette from the courtyard, and when she entered the house, she happened to see a beautiful show, her eyes were staring at the show, and her mobile phone put the briquette in the stove. Her eyes never left the show, and when the show was over, she remembered to see if the briquettes were ready. Who knew that when she looked at the stove, there were no new briquettes! What about the briquettes just clipped? She looked around the stove and guess what? The briquettes are soaked in hot water in a large teapot! A pot of hot water is ready to wash your feet for a while, but now it is all black water, and there is a big briquette that you don't want to come out! Look, the stove is about to go out!
Haha, these are all good things that people do when they are old! The laws of nature, if you don't accept it, you can't do it! Just say it today and make you happy! I wish you a happy new year, a lot of red envelopes, often win by playing cards, bursting with luck, walking with the wind, do anything!