Funny
1.The day before yesterday, I sat on the dresser and put on makeup, after all, I was going to the elders' house to pay New Year's greetings, and I still had to put on makeup, but what troubled me was what clothes to wear, so I wanted to ask my mother's opinion, after all, she has an extraordinary temperament, although she is old, but her charm is still there, "Mom, what do you think I wear now to look very young?" My mother looked at me and replied, "Diapers!" ”
2.Whenever I hear people babbling about me, I always get bored, especially the so-called teachings of the elders, and yesterday an elder with long hair said to me in a heavy tone, "You know what, one day, you will eventually become the person you hate!! "I'll reply to him" Thank you Ji Yan, I hate rich people. ”
3.When I was a primary school student, no matter how good I was, I never got 100% love from my parents, because there was a strong opponent who always followed me, and even when I grew up, I was outstanding, but I still couldn't defeat him, he was the greatest virtual character of all time, he was "someone else's child." ”
4.My high school classmate was a very good student, thanks to his unashamed inquisitive quality, and in a biology class, he asked our young biology teacher, "Teacher, what are your recommendations for healthy, low-calorie, cheap and delicious snacks?" Our teacher thought about it and immediately replied, "Nails, calcium supplementation is also self-sufficient." ”
5.After graduating from college, I tried to live hard, and with the deepening of my understanding of life, I found a lot of cruel truths, many things, the appearance is one characteristic, but the inner core is another, for example, what you think is expensive, but in fact he is very cheap, he is just graduated from college!
6.Recently, I have nothing to do, I like to flip through books about ancient literature, history, and philosophy, and unexpectedly found that although science and technology were not very developed in ancient times, the world's earliest communication tool was invented, which is "Tuomeng"!
7.While being happy for them, you should also remember that you will also have the day when you will be successful and famous, and now please stick to your self-discipline - charge your phone every day!