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A couple passed by the jewelry store, and the wife said, "I have nothing on my neck!."”
The husband said, "Do you still want to have hair on your neck?"”
The wife asked her husband in a snort: "Do you like my tenderness like water, or are you obsessed with my ** body?."”
The husband was embarrassed for a moment and replied, "Don't make trouble, I like your sense of humor!"”
The husband took his wife for a walk and passed by a restaurant. The wife exclaimed, "It's so fragrant!."”
My husband said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we can walk in front of the restaurant one more time." ”
A gambler took 1,000 francs from home to gamble, and a few hours later he returned.
The wife hurriedly asked, "Did that big ticket give birth to a child?"”
Gave birth to ......Gave birth to ......The gambler took out two 10-franc bills from his pocket, wept and said, "Unfortunately, their mother has died." ”
Henry's wife was always chattering before going to bed, which made him very unhappy.
One night, after chattering for a while, his wife asked Henry, "Are the doors and windows of the house closed?"”
Henry replied, "My dear, everything that should be closed except your chatterbox." ”
I asked my girlfriend, "Why do women like to have big cats?"”
The female girlfriend said: "Because in this way, you can often hear others praise you, your Mimi is so big!."”
Yesterday I taught my son: "Time is the knife that pierces lies, but the biggest enemy of life is not lies, but precisely time." ”
The son asked thoughtfully, "Isn't it just melon seeds?"”
When I went to the dental clinic to have my wisdom teeth extracted, I saw a doctor who was very beautiful, and I thought it should be a girl who worships money, so I asked, "Does tooth extraction affect my ability to drive a Bentley?"”
The doctor gave me a look and said, "No, it's just that it leaks when you brag about it." ”
I met a little girl in the bar again, and I added WeChat that night.
The next day my sister asked me, "Do you mind if I have small breasts?"”
I replied at the time: "Of course not, I prefer the feeling of childhood sweethearts." ”
The girl wondered, so she asked me, "What do you mean?"”
I explained, "Hmm...Play from childhood to adulthood. ”
The girl came over with a shy expression at that time
A few friends sat together drinking tea.
A friend asked, "When someone says something that makes you feel the most helpless and powerless?"”
Lao Zhang said: "Wang fried!."There's only one card left!”
Brother Li joked: "Who still plays the landlord now, I think it should be: you rushed a few chickens, eight cylinders have not yet listened to the cards, just touched the cards to draw the cards, the next family came to the sentence: 'Touch!'."’。
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