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Last night, my dad was drunk and lying in bed unconscious, and suddenly said in his sleep: Oops! Don't dare to drink it, I really don't dare to drink it! Mom was angry and wanted to laugh, so she pulled up her dazed father, picked up a glass of water and stuffed it into his hand: Come on! Have another drink. Dad smiled shyly: Then I'll do it first as respect! With his eyes closed, he raised his head and drank dry, turned his head upside down and continued to sleep.
There is a person named Zhen Gurzy, who married a wife and asked you to take care of it, and gave birth to a son who called trouble. One day the trouble is gone! The couple went to report the crime. The policeman asked his father: What is your name on this man? Dad said, "It's really shivering." The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother what her name was. Mom said, "I want you to take care of it." The policeman was very angry and said, "What are you going to do?" The couple said: Looking for trouble.
In the morning, he was woken up by his wife: "Get up!" I've got a chick to sleep with you! When I heard this, I jumped up excitedly: "What? She shoved her eleven-month-old daughter into my quilt: "Take it!" "I ......
Give my blind date a **. I, I'm resting today, shall we meet? She's, yes! I—May I ask you a question? She、Say! I、Now you puff up your chest and look down, what do you see, tell me, okay? She, feet! I hung up silently.
My nephew likes to listen to my stories and insists on sleeping with me at night. I saw him in his dirty pants and said, "Go, let your mother take off her pants and come back to sleep." The little nephew was stunned for a moment, ran over to his sister-in-law and said, "Mom, uncle asked you to take off your pants and sleep with him." ”
I made an appointment with a girl on the Internet, and we chatted for a few days and had a very happy conversation. Suddenly asked me to go to her house, I said what should I do if your parents came back suddenly, she said it was okay, usually not suddenly come back, in case you want to come back, you said that you were hired by me to clean the glass, it's almost the New Year, and my parents will not suspect it. As a result, after a few minutes at her house, her parents came back and I wiped the glass all afternoon to pretend to be realistic. On the way home, I thought, am I *** on the road?
In this life, the most important thing is to pursue and persevere. I worked hard all the way, watching the 200,000 in my hand become 5 million, and then from 5 million to more than 10 million. What I want to tell you is: the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the shot.
When I went out to play with my girlfriend, I met a quarrel between two people selling cool skins on the side of the road, and the man picked up a glass of water and splashed it out, but the wind splashed on himself. The second girlfriend quietly pulled me down and said: Does the man want to prove that his leather clothes are waterproof? I couldn't help laughing: no, he should be a fool, otherwise how would he throw water on himself. I'll go! The man heard what he said, and he chased me for three miles with a pot of boiling water.
I chatted with a girl on the Internet and met today. I asked my mother for 200 yuan, and my mother asked me what I was for, and I said that I was dating, and she happily gave it. As soon as I got out of the house, my father dragged me aside and said, "Boy, give me 100 yuan for 200 yuan, I don't know the taste of cigarettes for half a month." I said, "Dad, this is my date money with my girlfriend, I can't give it to you." "Dad said. "What kind of meeting do you have, that's the trumpet I just built, I've been talking to you for half a month to smoke a cigarette, bring it quickly." ‘’
One cannot bring money to the grave, but money can bring people to the grave.
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