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It is said that there is no horse spoon that does not touch the edge of the pot, and the flirting and quarreling between husband and wife are like storms in nature, looking at it from another angle, it is also the spice of the family, and the joy of life can also be understood as the unique mood between husband and wife.
kindly wrote a hidden poem to his wife, but not only did he not appreciate it, but he was almost beaten to death by her, which is too unreasonable! Help me see why she hit me:
MeBorn like this,LoveWhat the hell, who do you think you are?
Blind all day long, like a dominatrix when angry, not gentle at all, how can there be a person like you in the world?
Me: "Husband, have you ever been deceived?" ”
Husband: "Yes, before you got married, you told me that you can't eat fat, tsk, now look at your body shape!" ”
My wife is an only child, and my father-in-law told me that if her daughter is disobedient and unreasonable, you can tell him that he is not allowed to beat her when he comes to educate her. I have a very docile personality and have never thought of doing it. I've been married for 9 years, only to find out that when I went, she had beaten me all these years.
Wife, do you understand? The world belongs to man only when he stands up. ”
Shut up! Continue to kneel for the old lady. ”
My uncle is a chef, and when I was a child, I often went to the restaurant where he worked, and to put it bluntly, I went to the tooth festival, and my uncle taught me to cook in his spare time.
When I got along with my wife, I told my wife that I couldn't cook, and after I got married, my wife always cooked, until one time a few old classmates came to play, and I must show my hand. Since then, I have contracted out the kitchen at home, and it turned out that I only washed the dishes.
Including going to my wife's house, cooking is also my business, and I can only listen to them play mahjong.
My husband came back drunk last night, and he ignored him when he was angry, and when I was holding a knife and preparing to peel an apple for him, the climax came, and this thing started to howl when he hugged my feet with a five-body throw, wife, don't kill me, don't kill me, I won't dare next time, my mother-in-law is stupid next to me, how afraid are you of me?
Me: "My dear, I went shopping with Xiao Li's wife downstairs yesterday and forgot to bring my wallet, borrowed her 200 yuan, and was about to pay it back, you can send it to her." ”
Half an hour later, my husband came back and sat on the sofa without saying a word, I asked him what was going on, and my husband: "When I handed the money to Xiao Li's wife, I was beaten by a strange man!" ”
My friend's wife is at home with the children, and he is doing business outside. One day, a woman added him, chatted online for two days, and made an appointment to open the room, and the woman opened the room and told him the room number. My friend also went to cut his hair, and when he entered the hotel room, he saw that his wife was holding her daughter, sitting on the bed and staring at him with resentful eyes!
A woman** was caught red-handed by her husband, and her husband brandished a kitchen knife and asked her: What did you say before you died?
She: It's come to this, I want to kill or cut you down, and you, a man who doesn't believe in his word, have nothing to say.
Husband: When will I stop talking?
Wife: Didn't you say you wouldn't come back today?
When I came home from overtime today, I was very tired, so I went to bed very early, but my husband's loud snoring was one after another, and the big mouth was still open and closed to cooperate with this, so noisy that I couldn't sleep, so I went to the living room on the spot and took a ** and threw it in his mouth.
Well? What is this operation? ）
Unexpectedly, the husband of the second goods actually chewed and chewed. I keep making delicious looks.
Ah, laugh at me
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