Heart-piercing! Recently, when Dong Yuhui was selling apples, someone asked, "Are apples sweet?" He subconsciously replied, "Sweeter than first love." Unexpectedly, he was replied by netizens: "Dong Yuhui's first love may be a pair of traditional Chinese medicine!" ”
At that time, the director brought two plates of apples, saying that they were Luochuan apples from Shaanxi, Dong Yuhui saw that one apple was a little crooked, so he picked it up and said:
"This apple is crooked, and the crooked melon is sweet! ”
After speaking, Dong Yuhui took the paper and kept wiping the skin of this apple, and said with a smile while wiping
"That's how I consoled myself when I was a kid. This is from the movie Ah Q biography, learning Lu Xun's spiritual victory method of Ah Gui. ”
Then, Dong Yuhui showed everyone the mystery of the Spiritual Victory Method, only to see him pointing his fingers to his eyebrows, pretending to be pensive, and muttering to himself:
"When I look in the mirror, I find that I look ugly, and crooked melons and cracked dates are often sweeter; Others say that the eyes are small, and that's where the light comes in; Others say that with a generous face, I am the bloodline of the aristocratic terracotta warriors! ”
Dong Yuhui wiped the apple while puaing himself, he imagined himself as Agui, which caused the audience to laugh.
When Dong Yuhui finally wiped the apple clean, he wanted to break the apple in half, but after trying hard several times, he couldn't break it. So, he put the crooked apple back in the pot and explained helplessly:
"This crooked melon cracked jujube is quite sturdy and has a strong spiritual core, and external forces cannot cause damage to it. ”
After speaking, Dong Yuhui picked up a good-looking apple and wiped it with paper. But he still couldn't forget the crooked fruit just now, so he continued:
"Crooked melons and cracked dates have suffered all kinds of criticism and humiliation since childhood, and their hearts have become strong, just like a tree growing on the seaside, their roots are very deep, and they will not fall down all day long! ”
After speaking, Dong Yuhui continued to wipe the apple, and when he saw that it was almost done, he tried to break the apple again.
Unexpectedly, this time Dong Yuhui broke it with a force, and this feat instantly won the amazement of everyone on the field, and everyone consciously applauded him.
Dong Yuhui, who enjoyed the applause, took a bite of the apple and spread his hands, but before he was handsome for three seconds, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
In order to hide the embarrassment, Dong Yuhui showed the apple that had just been broken again, and said proudly
"This apple grows very standard, the ability to resist blows is too weak, and the skin of the cracked jujube is durable without crooked melons! ”
When netizens saw Dong Yuhui's proud appearance, they couldn't help but ask him, "How big is the fruit you broke just now", Dong Yuhui looked at the three fruit types on the table, and said with a smile:
"It's definitely a big fruit! The apples I sell have no small fruits, just like I have no regrets in my life! ”
Dong Yuhui's ability to boast is really powerful, and Apple's sales have risen in an instant!
However, there are still some friends who choose to wait and see, seeing that Dong Yuhui is eating with relish, and can't help but ask curiously:
"Is this apple sweet? ”
Dong Yuhui saw this question and gave a categorical affirmative answer:
"Sweeter than first love! ”
Hearing Dong Yuhui's answer, netizens hesitated, because Dong Yuhui said that no matter what fruit he sells, it is sweeter than his first love.
So, some netizens replied:
"Dong Yuhui's first love may be a pair of traditional Chinese medicine! ”
Dong Yuhui instantly felt heartbroken, but he still smiled and gave his own explanation:
"Sweetness is imagination, sour is reality. True and false, who can live clearly and clearly! ”
After speaking, Dong Yuhui finished eating half of the apple, as if he had eaten the entire memory of his first love, decisive and brave.
Dong Yuhui sells an apple, it can be so vivid and interesting, he is worthy of being an ace salesman who walks with Hui, he deduced the absurdity of Chang Wei to call the blessing of the apple, and borrowed the six sons to cut their stomachs to prove their innocence!
This is also the reason why the audience likes Dong Yuhui to bring goods, not only can they buy delicious apples, but they can also enjoy the happiness of returning to Dong Yuhui in the middle, which leads to his heart-piercing happiness.
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