The girlfriend teased, You put me down, if you re late, be late! The crowd burst into laughter

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-02-19

Since we got married, my wife has been more and more concerned about me, especially at work. I remember when I first got married, she only asked me once or twice a month how I was working; And now, I have to ask seven or eight times a month: "Why hasn't this month's salary been paid yet?" "I'm really getting more and more interested.

After my son went to kindergarten, every time I sent him to see the teacher, I wanted to say, "Hello teacher!" However, my son is different, and when he sees the teacher, he always says sweetly: "Teacher, you are so beautiful today!" Or, "Teacher, your dress looks so good today!" As a result, after one semester, all the teachers in the kindergarten liked him very much.

A few buddies got together for a drink and talked about their respective daughters-in-law's online shopping consumption last year. There were 20,000 people, 50,000 people, and 780,000 people, all of whom were filled with righteous indignation. Finally, I asked Xiao Li, who had been drinking alcohol, but Xiao Li said: "I don't know how much my daughter-in-law spent on online shopping last year, anyway, I sold the packaging box for scrap for more than 1,000 yuan." "It's really laughing and crying.

I picked up a wallet at the mall on the weekend and waited for half an hour for the owner to come in a panic. I wanted to tease him, so I asked him to buy a drink for me. Unexpectedly, he said viciously: "If you don't pay it back, I'll call the police!" In a fit of rage, I threw my wallet down to the first floor. The guy glared at me and ran to pick up his wallet.

I'm almost late for work, and I ride my bike and my colleagues on the road. I almost didn't flash through the pit, and there was a slight drift. Feeling my colleague nervously hugging my waist, I comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, my sister is an old driver, and she won't roll over..."The colleague trembled and said: "You are an old driver, I am a tender passenger, you put me down, if you are late, you will be late, and no one will die...""At that moment, we were in this together.

Where is the child who bravely took care of my seriously ill child, rushed to me every time he got a good grade, and was cheerful and lively, talking and laughing? Looking at your painful appearance, my mother felt sad. Where is this brave and strong child now?

One brother's family is in a situation and the economy is strained. We set up a group to grab red envelopes to play, and when he sent them, we only grabbed two in order. Later, when his condition improved, he took us to the best restaurant and gave each of us a cigarette. He cried and said, "I understand, so I won't say thank you." Sentimental! Don't get drunk tonight! ”

People who exercise under the scorching sun are alive and well. Away from the hustle and bustle of the city, the venue hidden in the city is where we sweat. "Do you want to play together?" "It's like a greeting, "Have you eaten?" "Just as kind.

The company department has a dinner party, and it is required that you can bring your other half. I asked weakly, "Can I take someone else's husband?" Colleagues were stunned. The boss reminded me not to play with fire**. I laughed and said, "Just this once!" So I called my father: "Dad, my mother is not at home today, you don't have to cook, come to the company for dinner!" Colleagues looked at each other.

My husband and in-laws went to a relative's house to drink wedding wine, and I stayed at home to watch the chicken shed. They promised to bring me food back when they left. After lunch, my husband came back with a plastic bag, I took it and opened it, and just after taking a bite, my mother-in-law came in and said, "That's really for dogs!" This is for you! I was momentarily silent.

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