A joke is a type of short, concise, witty and humorous little story or joke in life, usually consisting of a few sentences. It uses exaggeration, contrast, irony and other techniques to describe simple and vivid life stories, which entertain us and resonate with us.
The flower shop was selling mimosas at the door of the shop, and I touched it with my fingers and found that it didn't move, and the boss said embarrassedly: "Maybe this tree has a thicker skin!" "Haha, the "cheek" is thicker than me......
Funny life jokes, humorous language, bring us laughter. The excitement continues ......
I can't even get into bed".
I often hear the old man say: don't buy a big bed when you get married, one day in the future, once the two quarrel, the bed is too big to sleep on, and you can coax your daughter-in-law if the bed is small. However, I never expected that the first quarrel after marriage would make me unable to even get into bed ......Can't even get into bed! I'm going to go, the price of quarreling ......
Youyou, what about you?
I, I can't climb up".
There is a child in the neighbor's house, who is very cute and funny. On this day, I went to see his father for some business, and when I saw him playing alone at home, I suddenly wanted to tease him, pointed to the wedding photo of his parents on the wall and asked him, "Who are these two people on the wall?" The little kid looked up and replied, "Daddy, Mommy," and I asked, "Why not you?" The little guy tilted his head and held it for a long time, and said, "I, I can't climb up!" This little kid made me laugh ...... a word
I really don't want to leave him some".
On this weekend, I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, and she gave all the fruits she bought for me to her best friend, and her best friend asked her, "Don't you really leave some for your boyfriend?" She replied, "I won't leave it for the dog!" "I was going to go, and I was thinking about how embarrassed my girlfriend's best friend was at ...... time
A little insight into the life of "People to Middle Age", people are middle-aged, and they are alive and well from a Journey to the West. Don't believe me, do you see what I'm saying?
Sha Seng's hairstyle, Bajie's figure, Wukong's pressure, and the same chatter as Master Tang Seng. Also, it's getting closer and closer to knowing the destiny of heaven!
*Difference with Master".
When my son was in the fifth grade, one day in class, the Chinese teacher asked his son, "What is the difference between * and the master?" I didn't know why my son's brain circuit was so strange at that time, and God replied: "* There is a demon ahead!" The second sentence: "Master, turn left at the intersection ahead!" "I'm going to go......
It's still a wild boar
Because of the work relationship, the wind and rain all year round and the sun, I am relatively dark and strong.
On this day, my girlfriend took me to her house to meet my parents, and as soon as she entered the door, she shouted: "Dad, Mom! I've brought you back a pig with cabbage! This is not the end, my girlfriend's father came out of the back room, looked at me, and said happily: "Yo! Girl, it's still a wild boar! "I went and ...... me embarrassed
Witty and humorous life jokes, hilarious jokes, let you get happiness in laughter.
There was a snowfall last night, and on the way to buy vegetables this morning, I saw an old man fall down from a distance, and I quickly ran over to help the old man up, but my foot slipped, and I kicked the old man farther ......awayIt's so hard to ...... if you want to do something good
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