1. There is a daughter-in-law who is bent and ignorant, so that she can be wise. One day, her husband came back from a guest and said angrily, "Look at other people's daughters-in-law, and then look at your ......."The daughter-in-law was upset and said, "What's wrong with me?"The husband said, "Everyone knows how to read and understand." As soon as I entered the door, people asked me for my honorable surname, I said that my surname was Zhang, and they asked me if I was bowing Changzhang or ...... the morning chapterA few days later, a guest came to the house, and the daughter-in-law followed Sven's example: "Your surname?."The guest replied, "The surname is Hou." The daughter-in-law asked, "Is it a male monkey or a female monkey?"The guests laughed and were speechless.
These mosquito coils are simply flying in the sky!!
2. During the holiday and my mother's night market visits, a friend of my mother came up to me and said to me in surprise: "Yo, it's really a change in the eighteenth year of the female university." ”
My heart suddenly warmed, and who knew that the next sentence came: "How beautiful you looked when you were a child!."”
Say go and move.
3. After the funeral, his girlfriend comforted the new widow and said, "Don't think about the bad side, you should think about the good side." ”
The new widow thought for a moment and said, "This is the first time in 20 years that I know that he has been in ** at night." ”
Master, can you please stop farting so often!
4. I came home late on the weekend, and as soon as I entered the door, my wife interrogated me: "Why did you come home at 7 o'clock?".”
I said, "I went to a press conference in the afternoon. My wife rummaged through my bag and said, "What kind of cloth is it?"I was trying to make a pair of pants. ”
There's just a title missing.
5. Recently, my wife was angry and didn't pick up my **, and I didn't answer for two days in a row, so I thought how could I let her pick up **?So I sent a message to my wife, wife, I bought a scratch ticket today and won 30,000 yuan, what is your bank account number?I'll call you tomorrow, and my wife will give me a reply within two minutes of sending, and I will take this opportunity to coax my wife well.
The round head is so cute.
6. I just saw two children arguing at the entrance of the kindergarten, one child said that my father drove a Camry, and the other child said that my father drove a BMW, I thought that the child who drove the BMW at home would have the upper hand in this quarrel, but the one who drove the BMW cried.
The reason is that the Camry said: "My dad's car is three words, yours only has two words, what a broken car".
Who are you two scolding?
7. There is a buddy who is very lazy and has never cooked or bought vegetables. Once her daughter-in-law had something to do and asked him to go to the market to buy some shrimp, so the farts ran to the market and went around, and then came back empty-handed, and said to her daughter-in-law, "I went to the market to see, and there is no red shrimp we eat at all!."”