In the past two weeks, large-scale documentaries have been released all over the country - "School Starts".How many college students have cried bitterly and are unwilling to leave their warm homes, kneeling and listening to "The Bell in the Opposite Direction" 10,000 times, looking forward to returning to the first day of the holiday. But the passing winter vacation is like the big fat orange Queen Bai Yueguang Chunyuan, after all, she can only live in memory.
There are many reasons not to want to start school, and I can't think of one of the benefits of starting school for half a day. Also, what could be happier than being a "waste" at home that eats, sleeps, sleeps, and eats? At home, you can also enjoy the freedom ......of hot water, volume, and snacks at homeThe more college students think about it, the more sad they become.
So, can someone go to this school for college students?
The night before returning to school, the college students were already silently crying in the bed, unable to sleep, unable to sleep at all, unable to figure out how the winter vacation like the fairy days had passed, just like a dream.
On the day of returning to school, I pushed my suitcase and looked at my room for the last time, and then left with a sacrificial feeling.
Some college students even refused to enter the high-speed rail station, wailing and crying, asking why they didn't want to go to school, on the grounds that they would lose their ...... of freedom to
Understand, after all, the closed toilet is the private space of college students, what is more satisfying than pooping comfortably?
College students get on the high-speed train, and when they get on the high-speed train, they don't squeak, and the carriage is so quiet that they can hear a needle dropping. It is conceivable how much resentment there is for college students who sit quietly and have numb faces who don't want to start school.
There are also college students who quietly wiped away the tears from the corners of their eyes by turning their heads to look at the scenery, not wanting to be discovered by their neighbors who are now vulnerable.
At this time, even if one person cries, the next car will be full of cryingThe train attendant became a kindergarten teacher in seconds, and he had to comfort the student one by one when he checked his student ID: good boy, don't cry, be strong! I'm afraid that this group of college students will be so broken that they can't fight together.
Let's just say, is this study necessary?
However, even though the mood is grief-stricken and tears are about to drain, college students still queue up in an orderly manner to get on the bus when they go out, and their suitcases are neatly stacked in a row. The quality depends on our college students!
More resourceful college students, because they can't grab tickets and can't ask for leave,A new way of going to school has been opened up - enrolling in a tour group to go to school, vividly interprets what is called "there are always more ways than difficulties", but I still can't help but sigh, what a niche way to go to school!
In order to reassure the instructors, the college students were really heartbroken.
What should I do if the bus breaks down on the way back to school? College students will obediently go down to push the cart, and then walk to the toll booth to wait for the car to be repaired.
On the road, you can occasionally see suitcases flying out, and some of them are broken directly on the spot, good guys, before they get to school, the suitcases are killed, and the depression of college students has deepened.
If you want to ask about the new semester plan, you don't have it, and if you ask about daily necessities, you haven't bought itFor no other reason, contemporary college students focus on saving, but if they can bring it from home, even if their suitcases are bursting, they must bring them back to school.
Snacks and drinks are neatly stacked, and a few pieces of clothing are wrapped around the goodbye stitches to prevent the milk from being squeezed.
A box full of paper towels, do you know the gold content of this box, if you save a little, you don't need to buy paper towels this semester. The moment you open it, you'll get the respect of your roommates.
Good guys, there is everything to eat and use in the suitcase, and the variety is so rich that you can open a small supermarket. No wonder it is said that after the start of school, the home of college students is "empty".
What should I do if my suitcase can't fit in? This is the limit of the suitcase, not the limit of college students.
Suitcase: I've got to hold on to this high-end game!
There is also a schoolbag comparable to an explosives bag, and the upper-class gentleman didn't believe that there was a bag of this capacity in the world before he saw it, but this classmate didn't take the elevator like this, which can be said to be very stubborn.
There are many reasons why contemporary college students resist starting school, dealing with complex interpersonal relationships, and not having the freedom to hot waterThe single ones have to be forced to watch the young couples who reunite after a long absence downstairs in the dormitory stage to stage the magic of love and turn ...... circle
But among all the above reasons,Not wanting to go to class is definitely number one. No, the college students "Zhen Scholars" began to live again, incarnating An Lingrong before his death one by one, deducing how the university courses absorb the yang energy of the **.
The most shocking thing is not the vicious class schedule, but when you drag your tired body, and finally carry the explosive bag (suitcase) that is about to burst to the sixth floor with your bare hands, open the dormitory door to rest first, only to find that the dormitory desktop is moldy, and the bed is covered with mold spots.
College students can't help but ask:God, why do you want me to suffer such a sin! I said that there will be no school and no school will be opened! It's the level of collapse that will die on the spot.
*: Xiaohongshu @ Liberalism.
College students must take mildew and dust prevention measures before going home, especially in the south, otherwise they will harvest a series of gift bags such as moldy cotton swabs, moldy slippers, and moldy pillows after the start of school.
*: Little Red Book @ Tess of the Durber Family.
*: Little Red Book @ Minute Maid Juice.
*: Xiaohongshu @ Scales.
This year's fourth- and sixth-grade results were scolded by college students who were in a hurry to wait for their grades because of their small cards. No, the results of the fourth and sixth grades are finally out, but the result is that the college students who have just arrived in the dormitory can't wait to stuff the fourth or sixth level back, and then smoke their two big mouths, what are you anxious about? What do you want it to be good for?
*: Xiaohongshu @ Life; Changan.
The dormitory is full of grief and complaints, but do you think this is the end? The make-up college students use the actual situation to tell you that sad things never end. After a month of vacation at home, I have already left all my knowledge behind, who would have thought that the first day of school would be a make-up exam.
At this moment,The dormitory is full of the sound of reading one after another, crazy to the point of wanting to destroy themselves directly, and the mood of college students wanting to go home has reached its peak again.
*: Xiaohongshu @ handsome for only three seconds.
Contemporary college students can be special forces and play in three cities a day, but there will also be crispy situations such as breaking bones when going to the toilet and herniating lumbar intervertebral discs caused by sneezing. In a word, contemporary college students are fragile, fragile, and crazy, but they are also difficult to sand.
*: Weibo @小司士康.
On the one hand, it is the returning college students who vent their emotions and create "crazy literature".
*: Xiaohongshu@
On the other hand, everything can be performed with a lion dance to drive away evil spirits and achieve a wish. The fourth and sixth levels are not enough, and a lion dance is used to drive away evil spirits. I have been in the dormitory for three months, and the four people in the dormitory have not taken off their orders, and they have danced a lion to drive away evil spirits. Roommates urinate frequently, and after paying a lot of money to ask the master, they also have to dance a lion, in short, there is nothing that the lion dance can't solve.
Difficult dormitory conditions? College students who love to use their brains do it themselves.
If you don't have a hook, you can use disposable chopsticks, which is firm and cost-effective, and can be passed on to younger students.
As we all knowNo college student will give up drying quilts in the sun, and one of the famous scenes of school opening in various places will definitely have college students drying quilts. But there are many people and few places, which is not an exaggeration, and you really have to set an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning to get up and sprint at 800 meters to grab the position. But college students always have something to offer.
Umbrellas are available, use an umbrella to prop up the quilt, the quilt can evenly receive the sun's light**, and it will not stain the quilt. This is the exclusive way for college students to get their quilts.
Graduated seniors: If I had said it earlier, I wouldn't have had to get up early to grab the statue.
What if you want to play mahjong without mahjong? The paper towel is too deceptive, and the instructor can't find it.
Tissue: Didn't expect me to show up this way.
The milk crate can be used as a three-layer pull-out bedside table, what kind of college is this, it's a contemporary Edison.
There are also college students who are the most good at coaxing themselves. Homework can be handed in late, and books can be read the night before the exam, but you can't go to eat barbecue or drink milk tea for a while, in short, don't let yourself suffer a little from studying.
Who knows, the phrase "I don't want to start school, I don't want to go to school" was accidentally said from kindergarten to college. But don't worry, in less than two days, you'll be able to see college students on campus full of blood.
After all, contemporary college students are in a very fragile state, occasionally insane, and crawling in the shadows, but they continue to live tenaciously. Smart and qualified, fragile but coaxing, extremely adaptable. Although I love home, I can still live with my friends without interruption when I get to school, and,This group of interesting college students who are alive and well, and the people who cried secretly on the high-speed train two days ago, are probably the same people.
No, in the circle of friends of the upper-class gentleman, I have seen many college students who were still crying "I don't want to go to school" and "I really want to go home" a few days ago to go out to enjoy spring, and you can feel the happiness that migrant workers don't deserve to have across the screen.