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I died in front of Yan Yichen to praise others for being handsome.
Yan Yichen suddenly picked me up in the air and threw me on the bed, "Now let's talk about who is more handsome?" ”
In the year after graduating from university, Yan Yichen was still running on the broad road of chemical industry, and he went to one of the top schools in the country.
And I, Zhou Xiaoxiong, made two decisions that made my father want to kill me on the wall.
The first one was to break free from their clutches and follow Yan Yichen to a city far away from home.
The second is that I didn't look for a job related to my undergraduate major, nor did I go to my father's company to do chores, but started to work as a freelancer - *writer.
Yan Yichen lived in a dormitory for graduate school almost after graduation, and I fought with my father at home for two months before I managed to escape and rent a small apartment in the community next to his school.
When I just got off the plane, I saw Yan Yichen who came to pick me up at the airport at a glance. So he pushed the two suitcases, large and small, and rushed all the way to him.
Yan Yichen stared at me for a long time, and then asked, "Makeup?" ”
That's right. I replied.
I was waiting for him to compliment me on my beauty, but he raised his hand and rubbed his fingertips on my lips several times.
Oops, what are you doing? I turned my head away from him, "Wipe off all my lipstick!" ”
He ignored me, but put his other hand on my face, grabbed my face and kissed me directly.
Puff ......Puff ......
After a long, long time, after Yan Yichen's lips left, he whispered: "Don't wear lipstick in the future, there are lead, mercury and parabens in it, and it's not good." "Me:"....
All the way to the apartment, Yan Yichen helped me clean up for most of the day, and I didn't even bother to eat dinner, so I was called over by the tutor.
Do you still come over at night? When Yan Yichen was leaving, I pulled his sleeve and asked with a wink.
It depends. ”
Actually, I wanted to ask Yan Yichen, do you want to move in with me, I followed him all the way to come here, isn't it just to have a lot of time with him every day?
I swear that I am a good child educated under traditional culture, and I didn't use my brain at all, but will it seem that I am too frivolous to say this?
If you still have time after you're done, I'll have a late-night snack with you. ”
Oh good. I pouted and let him go.
So I was like a concubine waiting for the king's favor, holding my mobile phone and looking at it - I hadn't seen it for two months, and as soon as I saw it, Yan Yichen left again.
To add insult to injury, two hours later, it suddenly began to rain, with lightning and thunder and wind and rain.
I'm not afraid of thunder, but I'm afraid that because of thunder and rain, I won't be able to have supper with Yan Yichen today.
I complained to my girlfriend, "What's the difference between this and being in a different place?" ”
My girlfriend yelled at me, ", my boyfriend is in Australia." ”
But I was so close to him, and I ......And he lives alone, why didn't he move to me at all? ”
The best friend thought about it and said, "Maybe Yan Yichen is too Buddhist, and you don't have a chest, so I don't have any desire for you." ”
I can't take that.
After thinking about it, I don't think I can let others laugh at me and say that your boyfriend seems to be absent and looming. So he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and decided to take the initiative.
The first round of girlfriends' suggestions: create a timid character.
I listened to the rolling thunder and had an idea, and quickly dialed Yan Yichen's **, pretending to be scared half to death by the thunder, in order to win sympathy.
Hey, Yan Yichen, the thunder is too loud, I'm scared alone. ”
Then you talk to me like this, and I'll go to you when I'm done. "There's a bit of noise over there.
Good. "I'm secretly happy.
But as soon as the conversation went back and forth, there was no talk, and I didn't want to hang **, so I didn't have anything to say and said, "Yan Yichen, you sing me a song." ”
Can't sing. He refused.
Then I'll sing it to you. I cleared my throat and opened my mouth without thinking about it, "Little Swallow, wearing flower clothes, coming here every spring, I asked Swallow why you came, Swallow said, the mountain road here has eighteen bends, the waterway here has nine links, the mountain songs here are lined up, and the mountain songs here are ...... strings to strings."”
After singing, I suddenly realized that the lonely and timid character I had just created had collapsed, and I felt that it was even more noisy over there, and there were many people laughing.
Zhou Xiaoxiong, I forgot to tell you that I was doing experiments, so I turned on hands-free. ”
There was even louder laughter.
He added, "This swallow you met has a lot to say." "Me:"....
The girlfriend suggested the second round: tell him about the safety hazards and the need for someone to accompany him.
The next day. Hey, Yan Yichen, when I sleep at night, I always feel that there is a figure outside, what if the bad guy comes in? ”
Don't be afraid, I'll go over and take a look. ”
I happily waited for him to come over, but as soon as I opened the door, a large group of people rushed in, and the toolbox was as complete as possible.
Yan Yichen pinched my face and said with a smile: "I took a look, there are indeed potential safety hazards, so I helped you change the lock and install the anti-theft window." "Me:"....
My girlfriend suggested the third round: ** to go home.
I changed the house to a pink hue, lit scented candles, bought a new goblet, ordered a steak for takeout, and finally put on a big makeup, changed into a short skirt with fragrant shoulders, and sat at the dinner table waiting for him to come.
At eight o'clock, Yan Yichen didn't come.
At nine o'clock, Yan Yichen hadn't come yet.
I watched the sky get dark little by little, and after fantasizing about the little goblin entangled in Yan Yichen's body, I began to fantasize that when Yan Yichen was doing experiments, he might accidentally blow himself up, and finally thought of the scene where his intestines rolled to the ground and spit blood, and finally couldn't help but grab his mobile phone and hit **.
Yan Yichen, are you okay? "I was scared to myself.
His voice was the same as usual, "Something went wrong with the experiment, you eat first, don't go hungry." ”
Fortunately, I didn't die ......I breathed a sigh of relief.
What didn't die? "He's a little confused.
No ......It's nothing. "I was ashamed of my great imagination, and it was too much to confess that I had cursed him so much.
He was stingy and hung up the ** without saying a few words.
I waited and waited until eleven o'clock, and finally I couldn't control the sleepy insect that had been suppressed for a long time and fell asleep.
When I opened my eyes, I was woken up by the sound of the door opening.
The scented candle on the table had burned out, and I rubbed my sleepy eyes and saw Yan Yichen turning on the small lamp next to the shelf at the door, and was holding the wall with one hand to change his slippers.
Except for him, the room was dark, and in a trance I felt that he was like the protagonist of a movie with a special effects halo, and the whole person exuded great warmth.
Yan Yichen looked in my direction, a little stunned, and then slowly approached, and suddenly leaned over to me across the table.
I held my breath, thinking that the time to play hooligan was coming, it must be because I was so beautiful that Yan Yichen wanted to get into it.
The legendary "table knock"? Should I be a little shy, or should I respond enthusiastically?
His face drew closer, and I swallowed unconsciously, my heart contracting viciously.
Yan Yichen raised his hand and rubbed the corner of my eye, "What's black?" And eye droppings. ”
After that, he pouted in disgust.
Suddenly, I blushed and fled to the bathroom, where I looked at the makeup-wearing witch in the mirror.
Zhou Xiaoxiong, one day you will be stupid to death by yourself.
That night, Yan Yichen watched me lie down on the bed and prepare to leave in a hurry.
It's so dark, do you want to leave again tomorrow? "I'm tempting.
It's okay, I'm not afraid of the dark. He said.
Ay! "Me:"....I'm afraid of the dark. I stopped Yan Yichen, who had already stepped on one foot outside the bedroom, and stopped talking.
He came back to me, turned on the small lamp at the head of the bed with a "snap", and bent his index finger to scrape the tip of my nose, "So it's not dark, go to sleep." "Me:"....
The next day, I decided to use the last killer trick – fortune telling.
It is said that fate is destined, and I am like suffering.