My dad is self-employed and has been a small trader for decades. In order to send me to college, he accumulated a pension of more than 100,000 yuan. My father had a straightforward personality and told me about it, and told me not to tell anyone else, so as not to arouse the concern and comparison of relatives and friends.
I remembered my father's instructions and never mentioned it to anyone. Until one day, my father-in-law complained to my mother that my cousin had just retired and received a pension of almost 300,000 yuan, and he was going to buy a car for him to play with. My mother asked casually, "How much did Lao Zhou get when he retired?" ”
I happened to be on the side, and when I heard my mother ask, I quickly interjected: "Just 1,600 yuan a month's pension, it's only 20,000 or 30,000 yuan." ”
My father-in-law silently said "um", and I could tell that he was a little unconvinced. After all, he has a good relationship with my father, and it is inevitable that he will ask the truth in private.
Sure enough, a few days later, my father-in-law found an opportunity to talk to my dad alone. My dad still told the truth, he actually saved more than 100,000 yuan in pension. My father-in-law was a little surprised when he heard this, and thought that what I said was true.
My dad explained that he didn't want to be compared, so he told me not to tell the truth. My father-in-law laughed, praised my father for being cautious, and joked that if it was him, he would have been unable to help showing off to others.
I was too young to understand my dad's intentions. I just didn't want my relatives and friends to worry about my dad's pension. Who knew that this lie turned out to be a prank for me and my father-in-law.
Just a few days ago, my father-in-law suddenly proposed to my father to let the two retired elderly implement the "AA system". What does that mean? It is two people who each take out the task money, and then combine it together, and the two spend it together!
When my dad heard this, he decisively refused. My father-in-law began to talk long and short, you won't be reluctant to AA with me, right? Do I have less pension? Come on, let's add up our pensions, let's buy a car and go out for a tour! How jolly!
My dad still shook his head, saying that he was really reluctant. Only then did my father-in-law realize that my father's pension was much more than the 1,600 yuan I said. His little pension, if he and my dad AA, will be gone in a minute!
My father-in-law's face turned red, he coughed twice, and he couldn't speak. I was about to suffocate to death with a laugh on the side, but I couldn't help it, so I laughed out loud.
Only then did my father-in-law realize that my father's pension was definitely not small. The 1,600 yuan I told him before was clearly deliberately deceiving him!
My father-in-law grabbed me by the shoulder and praised me repeatedly: "Good girl, you really look like your father, this shrewd little head, you must be a good mixer."
My dad laughed and praised me for being clever. I didn't plan to really AA with my father-in-law, but I was very happy to be able to fix him once!
After this incident, my father-in-law never mentioned anything AA to my dad again. And this little ** between me and my father has also become a little secret of our father and daughter. Every time I think of my father-in-law's blushing face, my dad and I can't help but laugh! Pension