1, Xiao Wang cut a middle point, and then he became Xiao Quan.
2. I just saw a child eating ice cream in the elevator room, and out of concern, I told him casually: "On such a cold day, it will eat bad health!" "The kid told me that his grandmother lived to be 103 years old. I asked, "Ice cream?" He said, "No, it's because my grandmother never meddled!" ”
3. The reporter interviewed a long-lived old man and asked him what is the secret of his longevity? The old man replied, "Keep breathing and don't stop." ”
4. One day, A asked B: "Do you know why the plane flies so high that it doesn't touch the stars?" ”
B thought for a moment and said, "I don't know." ”
A said calmly: "Because the stars will 'shine'".
5. A crab went out and accidentally bumped into a loach. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind? ”
The crab said, "No, I'm a crab." ”
6. There is a spider to another spider **, and the first spider says, "Where are you?" The second spider replied, "I'm online." ”
7. A friend said that he had opened a new fitness center near his home, and as long as he weighed more than 200 pounds on the opening day, he could join for free, but he rushed to go, and people told him that it was a pet dog fitness center.
8. The turtle is injured and asks the snail to help buy medicine. After two hours, the snail had not returned, and the turtle was anxious and scolded: "If you don't come back, Lao Tzu's wound will heal!" ”
9. The customer asked the waiter: "What is the wifi password here?" The waiter replied, "I'll tell you if you order a cup of coffee." When the customer asked after ordering coffee, the waiter said, "Actually, our wifi doesn't have a password, but this can increase our coffee sales."
10. Two people were talking about the past time, and one sighed: "Alas, the years are a pig-killing knife." Another replied, "It depends on whether you are a pig or not." ”
Cold jokes, like a clear stream in winter, are not enthusiastic but can instantly cool your nerves. It interprets the little things in life in a unique humorous way, often inadvertently bringing people an unexpected smile. Although its "coldness" may catch people off guard, it is this kind of joke that needs to be savored and slowly experienced that makes the cold joke unique. It may not have the enthusiasm of laughter, but it can stimulate the source of happiness in your heart in the ordinary, and make people feel the ease and comfort of life in a knowing smile. Bad jokes are a kind of crystallization of wisdom and an unexpected fun, waiting for you to discover and enjoy the "cold humor" hidden in it on every ordinary day.