1. Once upon a time, there was a mentally ill person who picked up 5,000 yuan on the road, and he handed it to the police, who looked at him and smiled! The police couldn't ask for it, so the psychopath bought a mobile phone, and she kept pressing it. Double-click to expand 2、I'm a little unhappy today.,Although it's not caused by you.,But can you apologize to me.。 3. The Internet is used to go crazy, are you secretly taking Chinese medicine to regulate your emotions on the Internet if you are still so stable on the Internet? 4. Now you are scolding me because you don't know me yet, and when you understand me in the future, you will definitely beat me. 5. I quarreled with my boyfriend, and I was so angry that he grabbed the door, and I chased him for eight streets before I got the door back. 
6. Remember, no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning. 7. Give you a popular science, there is a kind of waist called a child's waist, as the name suggests, the waist is as thin as a child's waist, if it is not carried out in time, it will become thinner and thinner until it is squeezed to the heart. A famous foreign doctor once said: How far can a child's waist enter your heart? 8. As soon as the class bell rang, I saw a huge sleeping pill walk up to the podium. 9. Social skills: Laugh twice before talking to others, let them know that you have a bad brain, so that no matter what idiot you do, the other party can understand. 10. It's quite windy today, and I wanted to go to the gym, but it ended up blowing me to a bubble tea shop. 
11. Good morning? Who came up with this word? Is it really nice in the morning? Isn't it weak for you to type these three words? Can you say such a thing to yourself? Is yours really good? Do you really want to get out of bed? Who's in the morning? In order to go to school, is it okay to force yourself to get up early in the dog before waking up? Is it okay to be fragrant and soft? Do you have to go early? And what is the purpose of going to school? Is it okay to be a cow and a real horse in order to stay alive? 12. My mom asked me why I didn't come out of the bathroom for so long, and I didn't dare to tell her: I was fascinated by myself when I passed by the mirror! 13. A lost ant asks another ant:"How do you get back to the nest"Ants asked:"With a smile or with a lot of silence? "14. The shrimp and the mussel scored 100 points at the same time, and the teacher asked the shrimp whose one you copied, and the shrimp said:"I copied the mussels"The teacher said:"What awesome are you"。15. You slowly think about missing my village and my store, the chain store I opened. 
16. I am so good-looking and completely due to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth. 17. I complain about life so bitterly, life says to add some sugar to me, I ask what kind of sugar, it says to add a little ridiculous. 18. If you are in love, you can talk about it again, but if you have no conscience, you can talk about more. 19. Friendship is like a plate of loose sand, you don't need the wind to blow you, let her cut it for you a few more times, and Pinduoduo will disperse. 20. Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even more difficult at the end. 