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Hilarious scene 1: During the 2022 Qatar World Cup, my friend said to his wife: "Honey, have you been watching the World Cup with me for more than a month!" Wife: "Don't look at it, stay up all night and suffer!" Husband: "As long as the Chinese team scores a goal, I will buy you a LV, and buy one when you enter!" Wife: "I love you so much, I do!" After staying up all night with my friend like this, my wife asked my friend: "I've been watching it for almost a week, why hasn't the Chinese team played yet?" Husband: "I don't know, wait." ”
Hilarious scene 2: Two sisters chat, and one sister sadly cries to her best friend about her husband and mother-in-law. The girlfriend was very angry when she heard this, and persuaded her not to suffer this breath. The sister was encouraged to impulsively hit her husband **, only to hear a burst of scolding, and the sister screamed: "Divorce!" Next, I only felt that the girl was stunned, and after hanging up the **, she cried even worse: "He actually agreed!" ”
Hilarious scene 3: I was idle in the office at noon, I took out a small mirror and scissors from a drawer, and cut off some of my long bangs. When I got home in the evening, I grabbed my husband and asked: Look at how my bangs are cut? My husband glanced at him and muttered, "Not good." I said, "I didn't cut it outside, I cut it blindly, and I didn't spend a penny." My husband stared at my bangs and looked at them carefully and said: Yes, it's really good, why didn't you say it earlier?
Hilarious scene 4: The nephew took the fourth place in the class in the final exam, his father smoked a big-eared melon seed, the nephew was very aggrieved and cried, and grandma came to persuade: The fourth is good, you were not the first to last when you were a child! His father said: This kid hasn't been out of the top three from elementary school to junior high school, and he has the ability to take the fourth exam? The nephew cried and said, "I'm sorry, I made a big ......."
Hilarious scene 5: The first time I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, Auntie, did you make this dish? Auntie: No, Uncle did. Auntie, did you make this dish? Auntie: No, Uncle did. Auntie, did you make this meal? Auntie: No, Uncle did. Auntie, did you serve the rice? Auntie: Yes, Auntie. Auntie, your meal is so delicious! The uncle on the side ...... expression
Hilarious scene 6: Masters are everywhere, and I am laughing.
Hilarious scene 7: There are a lot of test papers on the weekend, and a boy in the class is more mischievous. When he handed in the test paper on Monday, he didn't write a word, and he was not in a hurry, so before class, he kneaded the test paper violently and then tore it off. In class, the teacher asked, "Why don't you hand in the test papers?" He cried so sadly: "Yesterday I didn't do my homework, my mother tore up my homework and didn't let me go to school." I sneaked out to school today. ”
Hilarious scene 8: Today at the gate of the mall, I met my ex-girlfriend, who was my classmate in high school, and saw her leading a little boy. The little boy glanced at me and said to his ex-girlfriend: Sister! Did you beat you stupid for your first love! I ......
Hilarious scene 9: When I was in the third year of junior high school, facing the high school entrance examination, the head teacher was very strict. During the lunch break, two classmates were playing poker and were caught by the teacher and called to the teacher's office. The teacher gave them a pair of scissors and told them to cut the poker into pieces, and the more broken the better, and the inspection was finished. The two felt fun, cut very happily, and showed it to the head teacher to check when they were finished, and the head teacher said to them with a smile: Fight back! These two two goods instantly looked dumbfounded, ......
Hilarious scene 10: At noon I told my mother: I'm hungry. My mom said, "I'll make you a bowl of egg fried rice." Eating egg fried rice still feels good at home! Then my dad came back and told my mom that he was hungry, and my mom said, "Go and see what I cooked for you!" Looking at the egg fried rice in the bowl, I was sure that I was biological!