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Hilarious scene 1: "Men, you have to have your own independent space, if we get married, I will give you an exclusive space, and I will never interfere with what you do in it!" I said happily, "Yes, yes! After I got married, I wore an apron every day to brush up on my cooking ...... in my exclusive space
Hilarious scene 2: Because of the sensitive sense of smell in the nose, you can smell all kinds of fragrances and smells from a long distance, which makes a lot of jokes. Yesterday, after getting off work, I sat in the living room watching TV, and my mother was chopping vegetables in the kitchen, so I asked in my throat: Mom, cut cucumbers, put less garlic, spicy; Cut the tomatoes again, mix the tomatoes cold, and put more sugar. My mother walked to the living room, looked at me faintly and said, "Son, you have the wrong birth, you should be a police dog!" I ......
Hilarious scene 3: Recently, I was short of money, borrowed money from my brother, and my brother gave three hundred, and my sister-in-law counted my brother after she found out: "Such a little ** is enough, you take out the private money you have hidden and borrow her 1500, otherwise one day I will confiscate it all!" My brother was right, so he lent me all the money he had saved for his private house. When I left, my brother was still nagging to remember to pay it back, and my sister-in-law said: "When the money is returned, transfer it to my WeChat, Alipay can also be....”
Hilarious scene 4: Excavator: I was also blindfolded at ...... time
Hilarious scene 5: This dormitory is full of talents, and court dramas are staged every day!
Hilarious scene 6: The price of this hammock is a bit big, I don't know if others are okay?
Hilarious scene 7: Mom and Dad quarreled, and I haven't spoken for two days, and this morning my dad said to me: Son, this plate is missing, you can take it out and throw it away! So I threw it away, and then my mother came back from grocery shopping, and I saw my father running over and saying, "Daughter-in-law, look at your son who is a loser, he threw away the plate that lacked a small mouth, and then they educated me together for an hour, and they were reconciled, but I haven't reacted until now, what is the situation?"
Hilarious scene 8: Before my wife married me, the two families sat together to discuss the conditions, and she said shyly: "I don't want it, just have something to eat!" "I'm happy, I feel that my life is good, I picked up a daughter-in-law who is easy to support, and I slapped my thigh and it was done. Three months after I got married, when I came home from the rice factory for the fifth time, I began to wonder if I had made a decision that was not too hasty......
Hilarious scene 9: In high school, a boy and I secretly liked each other, but this coward never dared to confess. Graduation from my junior year of high school was approaching, and it was my birthday. He knelt down on one knee in front of me with a rose in his hand, and I was both shy and expectant ......Who knew that this product was full of redness, and after holding it for a long time, it came to a sentence: Blessing is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than Nanshan!
Hilarious scene 10: I remember when I was a child, I went to steal watermelons with my dad, I went to steal them, and my dad gave me a run. As soon as I bent down and plucked a big watermelon, I saw someone coming, and my dad pointed at me and scolded: "You rabbit cub, can't you afford to buy watermelons at home?" Dare to steal, see if I don't kill you. The owner of the watermelon immediately said: "It's okay, it's okay, the child is naughty, don't hit him, come!" Pick a few big ones and take them home to eat. ”