I helped my second girlfriend buy something for 30 yuan, she took 50 to me, I didn't have change, so I said that I would send 20 on WeChat to pay her back. Later, I was busy with things and forgot.,In the evening, the second girlfriend sent **.,Come up and say I'm not asking you for 20 yuan.,I'm sending a** to see what you're doing? Can you make it more obvious?
In the bar, a long-legged beauty with a height of 1.7 meters walked in the direction of the bar and asked me with a smile: "Handsome guy, is there anyone sitting next to you?" I had already drunk two glasses of wine, and my blood flow was already accelerating, but at this moment, my heart beat faster, and I tried to squeeze out a handsome smile, and nodded slightly: "No!" Just thinking about it, after the beauty sat down, when I was going to talk to her about something, I saw the beauty bend down slightly and move the child next to her...
A friend and her husband were riding a shared electric car together, and when they crossed a pit, their friend Duang, who was sitting in the back, collided with the metal bar of the bicycle with the tailbone, and the pain was indescribable. After enduring one night, he showed up in the orthopedic ...... of the hospital the next dayDon't guess, that friend is my ......That's me!!! and other films......
When I was a child, I loved candy and often stole the white sugar at home to eat. It was seamless, but sometimes it was sprinkled on the ground, attracting a lot of ants, causing it to be found by my mother and beaten. I hate ants to death in my heart, and I think about how to completely eliminate ants? At this time, I remembered that there was a trick in the idiom story to lure the snake out of the hole, and I couldn't help but think about it, so I sprinkled a lot of sugar ...... all over the houseNow that I think about it, when I was a child, I was really beaten!
On the tour bus in Hainan, there were two women who quarreled and quarreled. Everyone was annoyed, but no one stopped it. I really can't stand it, shout, put on a mask and make noise! Hearing me shout, the whole car laughed, and the two of them also put on masks and stopped squeaking.
Standing on the stool to get something, suddenly my feet slipped and fell, and then the boss hurriedly ran over, and I suddenly remembered the picture of the female protagonist being caught by the male protagonist in a circle. The boss held me up and asked, "Why did you fall?" I said excitedly: I'm fine, I'm okay just dizzy. Just now, the boss felt that I was not in good shape and was not suitable for this job, so I paid my salary...
The eldest cub is five and a half years old, and the little cub is four years old ......It suddenly occurred to me that if they dared to set off firecrackers or electronic cannons at my funeral, and sweep my grave and bring some cannons, I might definitely dream of three days and three nights ...... in the future
We usually use two tools to sweep the floor, one is called a broom, and the other is a garbage I don't know what to call! The garbage tool broke, so I went to the store and bought one! My voice was hoarse, and I could only make a gesture to my boss: put something in this tool and turn it into the trash! After repeating the action of "flipping" more than ten times, the boss finally understood! Then he solemnly handed me a spatula.
Participate in the village banquet with a buddy, and sit next to the uncle with a pastoral dog coiled at his feet. He carefully put a piece of each new dish into the dog's bowl, and when the dog had finished eating, he looked up at him before he dared to start eating. We were so frightened that we all stopped our chopsticks and couldn't help but ask him secretly: Could it be that the dish is poisonous? The uncle laughed and said: My old woman also took part in the money, and today she has a waist disease, so she sent it as a representative.