How bad can a person's feet be?
A moment of relaxation.
A small car meets a wheelbarrow on a country road. The driver asked the old man to give way, and the old man said: Why? The driver said: I drove a small car. Old Man Dao: Mine is also a car. Driver's Road: The car is the chief car. Old man said: Mine is also a palm car. The driver said: The chief car is a car, and the old man said: Mine is also a small car. I don't believe you. After speaking, he drove the car, and sure enough, it squeaked, like a gnats singing, and staggered away......
Why is that?
A moment of relaxation.
Today, Didi took a taxi, Fangta Street to Zhao**, less than 3 kilometers, as long as less than 5 yuan! The driver called me a few ** and kept saying sorry, the traffic jam on the road was a little late, the car arrived to see, I went to Cayenne, opened the car door, a strong man looked mixed with society, the gold chain in his neck was as thick as my index finger. I said to the driver: "Big brother, you don't want to, the fare is not enough for gas, and you will come out to drive Didi" The driver said: "Brother is idle and bored, see who has less orders this week, and will treat you" "Rich people really know how to play" I miss you very much in the mountains.
A moment of relaxation.
A young couple sat together on a rumbling train, and the train entered a long tunnel, and the carriage suddenly went dark. The girl thought to herself, if only ...... at this timeThinking of this, he blushed a little. As expected, the young man's lips came to him, and with a long kiss, the girl fell into a sea of happiness. The sun shone in again, and the girl still blushed and whispered to her boyfriend, "I hate it, so hard." The boyfriend was stunned, "What's wrong?" What did I do? The girl exclaimed, "Didn't you kiss me just now?" ”
You have to train even if it rains.
A moment of relaxation.
The flies in the restaurant said to the flies in the toilet: "You chase the smelly all day long, I eat and drink spicy food all day long, come and mix with me!" "Toilet flies:" The ways are different, not conspiring with each other. What's the use of eating well? How many bare-ass beauties have you seen. ”
How to make the future as good as possible?
A moment of relaxation.
A buddy didn't want to get up to urinate in the middle of the night, and found a bottle next to the bed and used the bottle directly. Later, his daughter-in-law was thirsty and found that there was a bottle of iced black tea next to the bed, drank it directly, drank half of it, and shook her husband awakeMy husband took a sip, well, it's expired。。
What is this?
A moment of relaxation.
My friend heard about the recent depreciation of the Russian ruble and wanted to go on a trip to buy some bargains. Ask me which part of Russia is the most famous? I thought about it for a moment and said, "I've heard that Tetris is the most famous." "Can you accept that?
A moment of relaxation.
It seems that straight men really can't understand nail polish. In their eyes, so many colorful and beautiful colors are simply divided into four categories: just killed someone, just taken out feces, poisoned too deeply, and infected with nail fungus. A master's move?
A moment of relaxation.
Riding the bus in the morning, a pair of elementary school students next to me were talking, and the girl asked the boy, do you really love me? The boy replied, love. The girl asks, how long will you love me? The little boy said, I will love you until the day when the gray wolf eats all the sheep in the sheep village!
How powerful can a person in the city be deep?
A moment of relaxation.
Let's swing together today I was in my uncle's advertising store, and I teased the customer to add my uncle's *** and then neither of them knew what their account was, don't believe it, the facts. Then the customer said, "Let's shake together." Then the two old men shouted at the door of the store: "One, two, three, shake." "I look drunk too. What you said is a peaceful mother's heart!
A moment of relaxation.
The first aunt in the unit is known for her big smug and cheerful personality. His family heard that wearing a bracelet could calm their minds, so they bought a pair, which was worth a lot of money, one in each hand. This allows the aunt to calm down. The next day, when I went to work, my aunt saw a mosquito buzzing and flying, so she got up and put her hands together. Smack, the shot was heavy enough, and both bracelets were broken.