Blind date, this traditional and modern way of marriage and love, always makes people cry and laugh. Some people find true love through blind dates, and some people encounter all kinds of strange experiences. Today, let's sort out some funny failed blind date experiences, have fun together, and also refine the "lightning protection" book of blind dates to help you find true love!
1. Those blind date experiences that make people laugh out of their abs.
1. "Foodie" blind date - food is current, love stands aside.
Xiao Zhang is a standard food lover, and he heard that the blind date is also a foodie, so he deliberately chose an Internet celebrity restaurant as the blind date location. As soon as the two of them sat down, Xiao Zhang couldn't wait to start ordering, from signature dishes to desserts. During the whole blind date, he only cared about feasting, and completely forgot about the girls around him. The girl tried to talk, but was always interrupted by Xiao Zhang: "Wait, I'll finish this first." In the end, the girl couldn't bear it anymore and asked directly: "Are you here for a blind date or for dinner?" Xiao Zhang suddenly realized, but the girl had already left the table angrily.
Refinement of experience: When going on a blind date, pay attention to balancing the proportion of food and communication. Don't let the food be the protagonist and neglect to communicate with the other person.
2. "Chatterbox" meets "iceberg" - the embarrassment of a hot face sticking to a cold buttocks.
Xiao Li is a talkative person, and before the blind date, he deliberately did his homework and prepared a bunch of topics. However, Xiao Wang, the blind date, is a typical "iceberg beauty", no matter what Xiao Li says, she just responds with "um" and "oh". Xiao Li was unwilling to be cold, continued to work hard to find a topic, and even began to talk about his childhood anecdotes. It's a pity that Xiao Wang is still expressionless, as if to say: "What does your childhood have to do with me?" In the end, Xiao Li couldn't help it and asked, "Are you unhappy?" Xiao Wang replied lightly: "No, I'm just thinking, why haven't you finished speaking." ”
Experience refinement: When going on a blind date, you should pay attention to your words and looks, and don't blindly talk to yourself. If the other person is not interested or unwilling to communicate, adjust the strategy or change the topic in time.
3. The scene of the "oolong" blind date - the embarrassing moment of finding the wrong object.
Xiao Zhao and Xiao Chen's blind date location was set on a park bench. However, the park was crowded that day, and the two of them found the wrong person. Xiao Zhao mistakenly thought that a similarly dressed lady sitting nearby was Xiao Chen, and walked forward to talk with great interest. After an awkward conversation, he realized that he had recognized the wrong person. At this time, the real Xiao Chen had already waited impatiently and left. The two of them couldn't help laughing when they recalled it afterwards: "This is too oolong!" ”
Lesson learned: When going on a blind date, make sure to identify the other person accurately. When going on a blind date in public, you can agree on some obvious signs or codes in advance to avoid the embarrassment of finding the wrong partner.
4. The tragedy of "appearance control" - judging others by their appearance will eventually harm themselves.
Xiao Liu is a standard "face value control", and before the blind date, he specially asked the introducer to find him a beautiful girl. However, when he saw the blind date, he was disappointed: although the other party had good facial features, he was slightly chubby, and he was not too fair-skinned. Xiao Liu suddenly lost interest, and he seemed absent-minded throughout the blind date. The girl sensed his attitude and asked, "Do you think I'm not pretty enough?" Xiao Liu smiled awkwardly: "No, no, you're fine." But the girl had already seen his thoughts, and said directly: "Since you care so much about appearances, then let's forget it." With that, he turned and left. Only then did Xiao Liu realize his mistake: "It turns out that I have always judged people by their appearance, and I have missed so many good girls." ”
Lesson learned: When going on a blind date, don't pay too much attention to your appearance. Appearance is just the outward manifestation of a person, what really matters is the inner qualities and character. You have to learn to appreciate and accept different types of people in order to find a partner who is truly suitable for you.
5. The contest between "door-slamming men" and "gold-worshipping women" - it is difficult to last long if the values are incompatible.
Xiao Wang is a thrifty person, and his usual life is relatively picky. However, Xiao Li, the blind date, is a typical "money worshipper" who likes to pursue material enjoyment. As soon as the two met, Xiao Li began to talk about his shopping experience: "I like to buy designer bags and cosmetics, which cost a lot of money every month. Xiao Wang muttered in his heart when he heard this: "If you can spend money like this, how will you support your family in the future?" He couldn't help but say: "Actually, you don't have to buy expensive things, and some affordable products are also very useful." Xiao Li disagreed: "I think only with expensive things can we have a sense of quality." The more the two talked, the more stiff they became, and finally parted unhappily.
Experience refinement: When going on a blind date, you should understand the other party's consumption outlook and values. If there are huge differences between the two sides in these areas, it will be difficult to get along for long. Therefore, during the blind date process, it is necessary to communicate each other's concepts and expectations frankly to ensure that both parties can reach a consensus.
2. Summary and enlightenment.
Through the above funny blind date experiences, we can extract some valuable blind date experiences:
1. Pay attention to the first impression when going on a blind date, but don't pursue appearance too much;
2. Respect each other's choices and opinions, and maintain a sincere attitude;
3. Avoid over-expressing yourself or catering to the preferences of the other party;
4. Be good at observing and interpreting each other's words and deeds during the blind date;
5. Be clear about your goals and expectations, and don't blindly follow the trend or be disturbed by external factors;
6. Understand each other's consumption outlook and values to ensure that both parties can reach a consensus.
In short, although blind dates are full of unknowns and challenges, as long as you master the right methods and skills, and maintain a sincere and respectful attitude to contact and understand each other, you will definitely be able to find your own happiness!