Manager Zhang of our company, at the beginning of the year, the company selected executive directors, 2 months have passed in the blink of an eye, there is no result, day by day, there are dreams, in recent days he has three consecutive dreams.
The first dream was that there was a piece of grass growing on the wall of his house.
The second dream was thunder and lightning flashing and heavy rain, and he was walking on the road wearing a raincoat and an umbrella.
The third dream was that he and he *** slept in the same bed, but with clothes on, back to back.
He was puzzled, remembering that his mother-in-law would realize his dream, so he bought some fruit and came to his mother-in-law's house, and it was him who opened the door.
**Ask; "How come my brother-in-law has time to come today, how is your executive director? ”
Manager Zhang replied; "I haven't believed it yet, it's not like I've been having three of the same dreams lately, and I'm coming to my mother to fulfill my dream. ”
** Say, "Hey! Mom is out, I don't have to wait for Mom for this, I'll do it, I'll get Mom's true biography, you say it, I'll be. ”
After repeated urging, Manager Zhang said the first dream, ** said: "Oops! It's not good, you think, the grass on the wall falls with the wind, that is, today you say you are, tomorrow you say you are not, you run away with the wind, it's not good, what about the second dream? ”
Manager Zhang said the second dream, ** thought about it and said: "Brother-in-law, you are hanging in the air, you dreamed of heavy rain wearing a raincoat and an umbrella, isn't this a superfluous move, what about the third one?" ”
Manager Zhang said: "Then forget it, it's no fun anyway." ”
** Say: "You say, sometimes the last one can circle the previous ones together." ”
Manager Zhang said: "I want to say don't be angry, there is you in this dream." ”
**Say: "Yo, it still has something to do with me, haha, what can we do, you can say it".
So Manager Zhang blushed and said, "I dreamed that the two of us were sleeping in the same bed......”
Before he could finish speaking, ** picked up his hand and slapped him in the mouth, and said, "It's shameless! It's completely out of play, you're dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, wishful thinking. ”
Manager Zhang hurriedly explained: "You haven't waited for me to finish ......."At this time, his mother-in-law came back from grocery shopping, and she happened to see all the process, so she asked why.
Manager Zhang briefly said what he wanted to realize his dream, and his mother-in-law said, "What kind of dream will the child come true, you tell me." ”
Manager Zhang said the first dream, and his mother-in-law said: "Well, yes, the grass grows on the wall, which means that you are a rising seedling, not bad." ”
Manager Zhang then said the second dream, and the mother-in-law said, "Okay, it's good!" On a rainy day, you are wearing a raincoat and holding an umbrella, isn't it that you have double insurance, you have a drama in this matter, what about the third? ”
Manager Zhang looked at *** and covered his face, trembling and whispering the third dream. After listening to him, his mother-in-law hugged him *** and laughed.
The laughing Manager Zhang couldn't figure it out, and she *** also asked: "Mom, he has such a dream, why are you still laughing if you don't talk about him?" ”
His mother-in-law pointed at Manager Zhang and said with a smile: "Son! You're going to do it! ”
Manager Zhang and *** asked in unison, "Why?" ”
His mother-in-law said: "In this last dream, he and he *** slept in the same bed, but with clothes on, back to back. It means that your kid still has time to turn over. ”
Hahaha! Pure entertainment.