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Once my dad said to get me ten dishes to eat, and I was flattered.
At noon, a leek and a tomato egg soup, an authentic leek soup!Sure enough, it's "ten" dishes!It's so good!
A girl walked to the vegetable stall, picked up a cucumber and said to the boss, "Boss, how do you sell this cucumber?"”
Boss: "Big sister, now we all use corn, and corn has been very full recently." ”
Girl: "I'm going to use it to paste **."
After buying the cucumbers, the boss asked, "Do you want anything more?"”
Girl: "How do you sell corn?"”…
Just now, I asked an uncle for directions, "Uncle, please ask what kind of road this road is?"”
The uncle opened his mouth gorgeously and said, "Young man, this road is a cement road. ”
And then I was messy in the wind, messy.
Uncle, you are so cute.
4. Men and women. Received a drift bottle today
F: How old are you?
Me: 19, what about you?
Female: 36. Me: Old woman.
F: Kid......The old lady is 36d.
Me: I didn't say I'm 19, I mean centimeters.
Woman: Hehe, I'm so hungry, please let me eat spicy hot
5. Old age. Downstairs in the park two old men playing chess, I watched the game from the sidelines, the board was very anxious, a full ten minutes, the two old men have been thinking.
After a long time, one of them looked up and asked, "Who's it?"”
The other person replied, "I don't know!".”
6. Men and women. Today the goddess asked me what I was good at, and I thought about it for a while, and then said to her: Next.
I saw her blushing and calling me a hooligan.
I don't understand, I learned more than 100 ways to eat instant noodles in four years of college, isn't this a specialty?What's wrong with the girls now?
The reporter interviewed all the way in Beijing: If you win 500w, how to spend it?
Passers-by said: What is it to reach or not?
Wang Li especially doesn't like people to say her full name, so everyone calls her "Lili".
Once, someone called her: "Wang Li".
She immediately said, "Call me by my nickname."
The pot friend was entangled and said, "Xiao Ming......."”
How much does the film cost?”
Ten dollars. "It's too expensive, can it be cheaper?”
Ten yuan for the film, it is already very cheap to give you a free paste. ”
At this time, I silently took out a film from my bag.
10. Driver's license.
In the past, when I was taking the driver's license test, I had a sister paper, and I always liked to shout when I got into trouble. One day, when I was practicing Xi road test, a puppy suddenly came out in the middle of the road. The sister paper was nervous and shouted: "The coach is a dog, the coach is a dog, what should I do!."”
The coach was expressionless: "Don't ask me, dogs can't talk." ”
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