Recently, four college classmates have become fathers one after another, and they are all boys. One of the buddies shouted loudly in the group of classmates: "Classmates who haven't given birth to a baby yet, you have to give birth to a daughter, otherwise our son won't find a daughter-in-law." A female classmate replied calmly: "It's okay, they can do it." The group immediately burst into warm applause.
Nowadays, when looking for a job or interview, you will encounter a variety of problems. No, a buddy went to interview for a sales position, and in the first sentence of the opening sentence, the interviewer handed him a laptop and said: Come, try to sell me the notebook in your way!So this guy directly put the book under his armpit, walked out of the interview room, walked out of the building, and then rode his electric car home. Finally, the interviewer called: Send the computer back immediately!Dude: Give me 2,000 and it's yours!
For corporate dinners, there is one table for supervisors and two tables for general personnel. The soft-shelled turtles on the table of the supervisor are wild and small, and the two tables of the general staff are farmed and larger. The supervisor came to take a look and asked the waiter: Why is our table relatively small?The waiter said: The two tables are artificially raised, and your table is not human-raised.
I remember that during the summer vacation of my freshman year of high school, I bought a few kiwi fruits that were a little unripe, and I was going to let them go for a few days before they were ripe. After a week, I feel that it should be ripe and ready to eat, but when I opened the carton, the kiwi was gone, and I asked my mother what about the kiwi hereShe even said lightly: Those potatoes are all green and hairy, let me throw them away!If I hadn't seen the kiwi skin in the garbage basket, I would have believed my mother
When Zhang Shuai heard this, he picked up the envelope and saw it: The Red Cross collects it. I opened the envelope and saw that it was a letter written by the old man himself, which said: I saw on TV that some children in remote areas did not even have a hat to go to school in winter, and their hair was dyed white, and I decided to donate all my life savings. Money is of little use to me, a dying man in his 70s, and the pension that the state gives me every month is enough for me. I hope that the 300,000 yuan can help the children in those poor areas, buy stationery for them, and if the children's families are really in difficulty, they can also use the money to help them, don't let the money go to waste.
Today, when I was shopping, my phone was stolen, and I said to call the police, and my daughter-in-law thought about it and said not to call the police first. She used her mobile phone to send a text message to my mobile phone: Husband, the money to buy a house, I put it in the xx hotel, you go and get it. Then the two of us went to the restaurant to wait, and after a while, a buddy came in, walked to the front desk and said that he wanted to take the money, and my husband rushed up and knocked the thief down!
When a male colleague and a female colleague in the company were joking, the man accidentally sprayed perfume into the woman's eyes, and the woman burst into tears instantly, and the man said boldly: "It's okay, I'll raise you for the rest of my life!"It just so happened that the man's girlfriend came to pick him up from work and heard this at the door. The man didn't wait for his girlfriend to speak, and decisively pulled the female colleague to his girlfriend's side and said, "Come, call Mom!."”
On weekends, the teacher leaves a lot of homework. Today, the teacher didn't leave too much homework, so he asked us, "How is the homework?"This is not a very easy question to answer, and whether you answer more or less, he may give you a few more points. At this critical moment, the buddy who usually doesn't like to talk saved us, he said, "It's just right!".”
It rained a few days ago, I was waiting for the car on the side of the road, and suddenly a Bentley sped past me, splashing me with water, I went, what was there to drag, looking at the Bentley in the distance, I secretly swore that when I had money, I must buy a good raincoat.
As soon as I entered the community, I saw a group of people surrounding and looking up. It turned out that a woman broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to jump off the building!Just as the woman was about to jump down, I immediately shouted, "Don't move!."Don't you have parents?Have you considered your parents' feelings?I suddenly shouted and the woman backed away, but she was still very emotional. I immediately dialed the police, and then called my husband again, asking him to hurry up and get the car keys.