1. There is a fat colleague in the company who plays well with me. Usually the two of them say anything directly. One day, when the weather was cold, he wore a red scarf to work at the company. I said, "Fat man, remember not to wear a red scarf, otherwise you will look like QQ." ”
Panda, how did you get there.
2. On a business trip, I took the train to Shanxi, and I washed my hands when I came out of the carriage toilet, but I didn't see the faucet switch of the sink. Busy asking the person next to him, he replied, "Guess." "What is there to guess this, I don't have time to tease you, so I asked again, and replied: "You guess!"."Something's wrong, isn't it?I can't afford to hide, so I'll go. The man stopped in front of him: "Why don't you guess?""How do you guess that?".The man stopped in front of him and pointed to the bottom of the pool: "Step on it!"”
I must have dreamed of something delicious.
3. When the bus was handed over, a pregnant woman squeezed her when the old woman got on the bus, and the two quarreled.
The pregnant woman said, "You have to tell me I'm sorry. ”
The old woman said, "I'm sorry!."I didn't mean to. ”
The pregnant woman said, "You are not sincere enough, just kneel and kowtow to me!"”
Of course the old woman refused, and someone on the side said, you just knock it out!You're on the wrong grave!
It's been years since I've eaten watermelon.
4. A colleague in the company is particularly ugly. Today, a female colleague asked him: What will you do when someone in the family sees you throwing up?Colleague replied: The concentration is good, and most people faint directly when they see me.
In this way, the steamed bread is heated quickly.
5. Before my wife married me, the two families sat together to discuss the conditions, and she said shyly, "I don't want it, just have something to eat!.""I'm happy, I feel that my life is good, I picked up a daughter-in-law who is easy to support, and I slapped my thigh and it was done. Three months after I got married, when I returned from carrying noodles from the flour mill for the sixth time, I began to wonder if I had made a decision that was not too hasty......
This eyebrow is playful.
6. Young man, how to go to Hongqi Square" was stopped again and asked for directions, in other words, in the past, he would definitely point in the opposite direction and tell him, and then complacently feel that he had tricked people, but now I don't, maybe I have passed the childish age, I patiently told him: two traffic lights ahead, turn left at the second intersection, and walk another 50 meters, you will see a pedestrian street, and there are many people on that street, you ask them how to go.
I saw this fashion and wanted to fill in it.
7. Who has such an experience?
Dad said, dogs, if you are ruthless, you will coax it!Stare it in the eye with a murderous look, and the dog will be scared away. I'm convinced. At the age of 12, he confronted a wolfdog. I remembered my father's words, so I bowed down and stared at the wolf dog with a fierce look that had never been seen before, and that day, all the dogs in the tunzi chased after me and bit me.