1. A student brought a certain martial arts ** volume to read quietly in class, and was in a trance, but was accidentally discovered by the teacher, and immediately confiscated and severely reprimanded. Students can only consider themselves unlucky. The next day, the teacher turned red and asked the students, "Where is the next volume of his book?"The students were speechless.
It is proved that the essence of human beings is a teapot
2. In school, I played basketball first, ate the most, sports were also my strength, I developed a strong muscle, and no one beat me in a fight. But I can't figure it out, why doesn't anyone like me when I'm such a good girl?
Is subject two difficult?
3. I went to the fruit store to buy watermelon, and I asked, "Boss, is your watermelon sweet?"Boss: "I can't even sell the sweet!."As soon as I heard this, I immediately bought one. When I went home and cut it and tasted it, it was not sweet at all, so I went back to the owner of the fruit shop and said, "How can you deceive people, it's not sweet at all!".Boss: "I'm not lying, I'm really reluctant to sell it!."Me: ......
A type of armor boot worn by knights in the Middle Ages.
4. When my daughter was more than a year old, when she was just able to walk, she couldn't stay idle, she was wandering around in the living room, she accidentally bumped into her husband's leg and fell, and she was about to staggering up, and immediately lay down on the ground again. I hurriedly ran over, but I didn't let me hold it, I just lay on the ground. At this time, the husband on the side said: touch porcelain....
Hahaha: yes
5, she plucked up the courage to confess to the male god: "Do you have someone you like?".The male god said lightly: "Yes." She couldn't hide her loss and bowed her head: "Oh". The male god smiled lightly: "Show you." With that, he handed her his phone. She took a look, and it turned out that he turned on the front camera, and the picture in the mobile phone was her with red eyes, and her heart was suddenly warm. Until the male god said coldly: "Look in the mirror and chase me again!."
Break the defense directly
6. Recently, my friend got hooked on a game, poured a bucket of ice water on his head in front of me, and then said to me by name: Hey, do you dare to do it!"What don't you dare!I immediately brought another bucket and poured it on his head.
I love to spend when I don't have money
7. When I was working in a garment factory, I had a good impression of each other with a girl. Suddenly, one day the girl said that she had resigned, and the resignation letter had been submitted. I told my sister that I would accompany you, and I would go if you went**, and then I decisively submitted my resignation. As a result, hers is not accurate, but mine is accurate.