If an adult wants to cure the sins of the villain, the villain will definitely not accept it. The custom of the cave room has existed since ancient times, and many scholars and old people have said that they can make trouble casually after three days of marriage, and I will go to the cave room and make trouble with the bride, what is not to do?Anyway, I'm not convinced. ”
The man who said this was Zhang Jia, who was thirty years old, had a wife and a son. He was angry because of the hole room, and was taken to Taishan Mansion (that is, the underworld in the Han Dynasty).
Yes, my lord, didn't the reader say it?"Just get married, no old or young for three days". This means that if the newlyweds get married, whether they are old or children, they can go to make trouble, and there are no taboos. The old people in our village said the same thing, and let us young people make trouble. ”
The person who said this was Li Si, and he was the same as Zhang San.
My lord, don't say it's the bride, even the bride's sister can also make trouble. Adults and children, men and women, young and old, can go to make trouble. That's how we have customs, it's been hundreds or thousands of years, it's ......Isn't this traditional culture?You can't ...... itYou can't lose your traditional culture, right?”
After Zhang San finished speaking, he looked at Li Si with a cunning look in his eyes.
yes, yes, sir, haven't you heard?Back then, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao also went to the cave room and snatched the bride away. Isn't the movement of their cave room bigger than us?(This statement comes from "The New Language of the World").
At present, the king of Taishan Mansion and the Emperor of Dongyue are not there, and there is only Marshal Zhang in Taishan Mansion (a native of Huaiyin, who was subordinate to the Emperor of Dongyue after his death, and held an important position in the Hades, and was called one of the ten Taibao of Dongyue in later generations. I am in charge of things.
Marshal Zhang originally followed Emperor Dongyue to Taishan Mansion to assist in handling things. Unexpectedly, the Emperor of Heaven suddenly convened an emergency meeting, and the great immortals left, leaving only Marshal Zhang. As soon as they left, some people resented and cursed, so Marshal Zhang went through the process and arrested people to ask, and Zhang Jia and Li Si were arrested by the underworld officials in this way.
As a result, when Zhang San and Li Si said this, Marshal Zhang was directly stunned, he didn't read much, and it was the first time he encountered this kind of thing, plus this Zhang A and Li Si were very quibble, so they were a little panicked for a while, so they couldn't help but look at the people next to him and send a look for help.
The underworld official next to him had already noticed it, and hurriedly reminded: "My lord, you can invite people who resent Zhang Jia and Li Si to ask, maybe it will be useful." ”
Yeah. Come, go and bring in the man who cursed them, and Marshal Ben will ask for himself. Marshal Zhang commanded.
Soon, the underworld had already brought someone in, a young girl who had just gotten married, and her husband had also arrived. After being reminded by the underworld, Wang and her husband Chen Wu quickly knelt down and kowtowed, saying, "My lord, it is we who resent Zhang Jia and Li Si. They ......They're too much!”
Chen Wu looked at his wife and said, "Yes, my lord, this Zhang Jia and Li Si are in the cave room, it is too humiliating for my wife, I can't wait to kill them immediately!."”
What the hell did they do?Make you so resentful?Marshal Zhang asked.
However, both Wang and Chen Wu refused to speak, as if they were ashamed to speak. After a while, Chen said hatefully: "My lord, the people only ask the adults to execute them, otherwise, I will not be blind even if I die." ”
Why are you like this?Isn't it a local custom to have a haunted house?What's wrong with the two of us?Those people got married before, who hasn't been troubled?As the old saying goes, 'get married and make trouble, three days without children'. On your first night of marriage, why can't we make a fuss?Really, we're old neighbors for years. ”
After Zhang Jia and Li Si heard this, they said impatiently.
looked at Zhang Jia and Li Si shouting, as if they were unforgiving;And although Wang and Chen Wu were extremely resentful of them, they refused to say anything. For a while, the case could not progress again.
Zhang Jia looked at Marshal Zhang and said, "My lord, it's better to be like this." You find a learned old gentleman, and if the old gentleman says, we are wrong, there is no custom of saying this, and we should not make a hole in the house, then we both confess our guilt;If the old gentleman said, there is this saying and custom, we are not wrong, and you will let me go, how about it?”
Li Si also echoed: "Yes, my lord, think about it, if we are really guilty, they can go directly to the government to sue us, why just complain?"I think what Zhang Jia said is feasible, otherwise we can't stay here forever. I knew that the soul had been captured, and if I was too late to go back, I was afraid that my wife would bury my body. Even if you don't bury it, you can't use it if it's broken. ”
After hearing this, Marshal Zhang felt that it made sense, so he asked the underworld: "Is there an old scholar nearby?"Those who are honest, fair, and knowledgeable are preferred, and those with inferior character are not allowed. ”
The underworld official on the side said: "My lord, I know, near Taishan Mansion, in the city a hundred miles away, there is an old man Zhang, who is highly respected, very knowledgeable, and has a lot of research on folk culture, so it is appropriate to ask him." ”
After the underworld finished speaking, he hurried away. In less than a moment, the underworld officer returned, and there was indeed an old man behind him, who looked to be seventy or eighty years old, with gray hair and beard. However, his eyes are clear and his face is righteous, and anyone who sees him knows that he is a good person.
Old man Zhang, please, here's how it ......When Marshal Zhang saw that Old Man Zhang was coming, he hurriedly told him what happened. He introduced himself a little, and told Master Zhang what Zhang Jia and Li Si said.
Unexpectedly, after listening to this, Master Zhang looked at Zhang Jia and Li Si, suddenly sneered, and then looked at Wang and Chen Wu who were full of resentment, and changed his face and said to Marshal Zhang: "My lord, you can severely punish these two people, and it is not too much to kill them!."”
After Zhang Jia and Li Si heard this, they were immediately angry and afraid, and said, "Old man, what you said is not afraid that God will thunder and kill you?"Why did you kill us when you came?”
Kill you?It's not me who harms you, it's you who deserve to be killed!Just by looking at the faces of the newcomers, I know what you two dirty people have done!If I'm not mistaken, you must have molested the bride, and the methods are extremely nasty!”
After hearing this, Wang's face turned even redder, and Chen Wu nodded.
You take advantage of the fact that the groom is toasting outside, and the bride is alone in the room, so you go to flirt in every way, first saying amorous words, asking the bride to call her brother and her husband;The bride is shy and won't take care of you. And then you go and take the bride's hand and quietly pinch the bride's feet, don't you?You're going to look at the bride from the neck down, aren't you?You're so daring!”
Yes, the old gentleman is right. My wife was too young to bear such humiliation, and tried to commit suicide several times, but fortunately I found out and stopped her. It's also inconvenient for me to say it directly, lest it irritate her. These two villains have gone even further than that, you ......You don't have to think about it to know how dirty they are!After hearing this, Chen Wu said excitedly.
Immediately, Chen Wu went to reassure his wife in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, lady, there is an old gentleman here, Marshal Zhang is here, and I will definitely seek justice for you." You're not wrong, it's them who are wrong, and I will never dislike you, you must not do anything stupid!”
After Zhang Jia and Li Si heard this, they were taken aback, but they didn't expect Master Zhang to be able to guess what they did to the bride that night.
How do you know so well, old man?Oops, I'm afraid you made such a fuss with the bride when you were young, right?You yourself are not clean, why should you say that we are?The two of them were a little anxious and began to buckle their hats indiscriminately.
I have never done such a thing, but my son was instigated to do such a thing. When I knew this, I took him to the newlywed's house, and beat him with a big rod thirty times, but he didn't have any strength. My son didn't get out of bed for three months and was almost beaten to death by meThe dirty men in the world, once they are carried away by the color words, which one is not like this?What's new about what you're doing?”
Master Zhang was also a little excited, and even said the "family ugliness".
Even if you're right, so what?Isn't there an old saying?"There is no size in three days of marriage", "Although there is trouble in getting married, there is no age in three days". We're just making trouble, so what's not to do?I didn't break the law. Zhang Jia said unconvinced.
Hmph, it's really okay to be uneducated. Yes, there used to be such a saying. But you know what these words mean?After the woman got married, and after entering the cave house, the bridegroom was outside to entertain relatives and friends. At that time, she was the only one in the house, there was a lot of noise outside, it was dark in the house, she went out for the first time, came to a stranger's house, can she not be afraid?In ancient times, there may have been wild beasts outside the marriage room, not to mention women, even men were afraid. ”
And then, what are you going to say?Li Si was a little disdainful.
In this case, in order to appease the bride and let her see the enthusiasm of the groom's relatives and friends, people will go to the new house to talk to the bride and introduce the situation here, in short, to make it lively and not to make the bride afraid. When the bridegroom comes, everyone will leave. Therefore, both men and women, young and old, can come to have a good time. After three days, when the bride was almost familiar with the situation, people stopped coming. This is 'marriage despite the trouble, three days without the young' and 'three days of marriage without size'. If you are molesting the bride like you, you are misinterpreting the meaning. Could it be that the ancients would do the obscene thing of molesting the bride in front of their children?”
When everyone heard this, they all felt that it made sense.
Taking a step back, even if you can talk to the bride in the cave room, it must be moderate. Otherwise, according to what you say, will you take the place of the bridegroom?It's shameless!You are just misinterpreting the meaning of the old saying to accomplish your goal of being a hooligan, and you really deserve to be killed, you deserve to be killed!You also have wives and daughters, would you like to see them molested like this?It's terrible to be uneducated!”
Old Man Zhang was very excited when he said this, and his crutches kept poking the ground.
Hearing this, Zhang Jia and Li Si had nothing to say. Both Wang and Chen Wu came over to salute Old Man Zhang to express their gratitude.
Well, the case is clear. Zhang Jia and Li Si maliciously molested the bride, almost making the bride commit suicide, and immediately hit 30 boards and reduced her life span by ten years. If there is a repeat offense, there is no doubt that he will be killed!Wang and Chen Wu can go home in peace, and the underworld officials will escort you. ”
Marshal Zhang also wanted to reward Master Zhang, but Master Zhang refused, saying: "I only hope that in the future, there will never be such a custom of hurting women again." ”