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A senior sister wears a shirt with an open neckline and sells books at the school stall, and there are many people who read it, but few people buy it. After a while, a kind-hearted junior reminded me: ".Senior sister, you're **
The senior sister glanced at him pitifully, and replied faintly: ".If the senior sister is not, the person who buys the book will be **......
One day I was dating my girlfriend, and while I was waiting for my girlfriend, I bought a yellow plate under the bridge, bargained with the middle-aged man, made a deal, and put it in my coat pocket. I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner at night, and when I saw my future parents-in-law for the first time, I didn't dare to look up, and my girlfriend laughed: "What's wrong?."I've never seen you so shy. ”
I muttered quietly: ".I didn't expect your dad to sell CDs!
A: Lie on the bed with your limbs spread out, guess a word!
B: It's big. A: Lie on the mat with your limbs spread out and guess a word!
B: It's still big.
a：Wrong!It's cool. Note that those forks indicate that they are woven mats.
When I was a child, my dad used to put his hand in my mouth and lie to me by saying, "My hand is over my eyes."
Once, I put my hand in his mouth and said, "I picked out my eyes." Before I could react, my dad gave me a mouthful.
My mom asked him why he hit me, and my dad said aggrievedly, "This kid is really prickly!".“
I have a buddy who is very tall and handsome, and when I traveled, I couldn't stand the urgency and rushed to the toilet. That's right, everyone guessed right, he entered the women's bathroom, and the uncle who guarded the door was very bad, pretending not to see it, and let him in. When we were expecting our buddies to be scolded and made a fool of themselves, a scene against the sky appeared, only to see a beautiful woman come out and yell at her friend:"Wow, a handsome guy who just went in took a sneak peek and didn't bother him, for fear of scaring him.
I was cutting my hair at a barber shop, and a woman came in to wash her daughter's hair, and the boss greeted her and said, "Your daughter is so well-behaved!".”
The little girl said, "Thank you, little girl."
The boss said, "It's really good, and you know how to call people." ”
The little girl said, "Of course I know, the black-haired one is called a widow, and the white-haired one is called a mother-in-law."
The boss quipped, ".What about those with white hair and black hair?
The little girl pondered for a long time and said, "I know, there are black-haired and white-haired people."Mother-in-law
My daughter is so hilarious.
A fashionable lady comes to the dental clinic and asks for a prosthetic ......
The doctor asked: Central incisors or incisors?
The girl said proudly: I heard that Spain is good, so give me a piece of Spain.
The doctor said:Do you want to pack a portuguese?
The girl's neck was bitten by a mosquito, because the autumn mosquitoes flew slowly, so she used her hand to catch the mosquito. I joked, "Don't kill it, let the mosquito bite and the bag still make you **, crooked hehe".
My sister listened and pulled down my pants, then threw the mosquito in and said angrily: ".I've enlarged my breasts and let you aphrodisiac
A brother went to the toilet, as a resultMistakenly entered the women's bathroomAfter entering, I found that there was no urinal, which didn't feel right, but fortunately there was no one in the women's toilet. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When I was opening the door, I met a sister who came in, and the mm took a look at him, blushing, lowering his head, and turning around to go to the men's toilet.
Two fathers and sons discuss in one dayThe question of who is like whom!
The son said, "Why do you say that your son is like your father and not that your father is like your son?"
Dad said:Do you think, do you have a father or a son first?
The son said, "There must have been a son first!."
Dad: ??You talk about it.
The son said:It was my mother who became my father!
Dad: ??What a clever son!
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