1.There is such a thing as height, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to ask?
2.I'd rather be green and you are reluctant to break up with you, and you still say I don't love you?
3.It's not good to look at you fiercely, and it's better to take a closer look.
4.You must be very frustrated in life if you are pretending to be so hard on the Internet.
5.No one wants you to be nice to you except your family, and they all want to see you unlucky.
6.Don't be sad, you're not the only boy who can't get me.
7.Don't envy others for their good looks, she just uses the Meitu App well.
8.I used to think you were a beast, but now I realize that you are not as good as a beast.
9.The only thing that has remained unchanged after many years is the heart that wants to get rich.
10.Parent-teacher meetings, like those of Primary Three, are both disruptive to family harmony.
11.Marriage is the triumph of imagination over reason, and remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
12.A good body is for pleasure, and a good soul is for pain.
13.When men and women flirt, the most distinctive Chinese character was born: bump.
14.Your face is so big, you must be the person who gives me face in the world.
15.The best you can do may not be as good as someone else's.
16.Women chase men, compartment yarn. Men chase women, and they are separated by a car and a mother.
17.Friends are like breasts, there are big and small, real and fake.
18.Turning a girl into a girl is the most basic duty and obligation of a boy.
19.God has given us youth and pimples at the same time.
20.The perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, non-existent.
21.For the rest of your life, you will be the one who does the laundry, you the one who cooks, and the one who washes the dishes.
22.Q: What do you like about me?A: I like it when you stay away from me!
23.I'm not obligated to soothe your emotions, and you're not obligated to lose your temper with me.
24.I'm busy every day, busy being naughty, busy being cute, and busy growing up.
25.I like to speak to a wall, and it's the only one in the world that doesn't contradict me.