1.What's upset about you?Say it and make everyone happy.
2.Don't go too far with the circle of friends, we've met.
3.Please don't take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
4.If you think I'm grumpy, then you go find a leaker.
5.Fool, what is there to apologize for, I have no intention of forgiving you.
6.The thing I regret the most is that when I was a kid, I wanted to grow up quickly.
7.Married people are not at ease, unmarried people are unwilling, and bystanders are too zealous.
8.Some people say I'm short, it's funny, aren't we all more than one meter, you are two meters?
9.Some people are not good-looking themselves, but they are senior members of the Appearance Association.
10.Don't brush your hair in the morning, because that's a God-given hairstyle.
11.I really envy you, you have such a successful father at such a young age.
12.Ever since I became shit, no one dared to step on my head anymore.
13.Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly, and I take out my ID card and look at it.
14.What does it matter if the face is big, the face is beautiful, and the bigger one is beautiful.
15.If you don't marry in ten years and I don't marry, then we are really miserable.
16.The departure of the poop is the pursuit of the toilet bowl or the non-retention of the buttocks.
17.Why didn't anyone say good morning to me?Is it just because it's night?
18.As to why I can't get along with someone, I'll just say six points: ......
19.Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Wang, now recognize me as a father, you are the little prince!
20.I'm really scared, I'm afraid that my dark circles will reveal the identity of my national treasure.
21.As long as I don't work hard, the boss will never be able to live the life he wants!
22.As a passer-by, my advice to young people is: Don't come!
23.My spit is for counting money, not for reasoning with you.
24.I really want to talk about a love affair in which your mother took 10 million and asked me to leave you.
25.My strengths are: the courage to admit mistakes. My shortcomings are: resolutely not.