1. Watching a couple quarrel, it was probably because the boy was late and made the girl wait a little longer. At the end of the quarrel, the girl said, "There is only one man who can make me look forward to it and wait with joy." The boy's whole body was on fire when he heard this, "Only who !!."The girl continued lightly: "Courier brother."
Flame machine candles are creative to the extreme.
2. Once in college, when I was eating in the cafeteria, a boy came to me and said that he invited me to eat potato chips, I thought it was strange and excused myself, he explained that it was a big adventure to invite a girl I didn't know to eat potato chips, and pointed to his partners and said that he would not let him go back. I took the chips "reluctantly". It didn't take a minute for him to come back and smile sweetly at me, asking if he could get the chips back and use them again.
Exclusive for diarrhea. 
3. The female man at the same table, once she was at the table next to me for the exam, she asked me to pass the answer to her, but the teacher saw it, she calmly stilted Erlang's legs, stuffed the note into the shoe, and the teacher came over and said, "What are you doing?".She took her fingers out of her shoes and picked her nostrils again, and continued to smile at the teacher, I will never forget the teacher's expression at that time.
Hello brothers, a glass of wine.
4. After the end of the year, I will start to work, and the unit will hold a sports meeting at the beginning of the year. I said don't worry, I'll do my best.
The day before yesterday, I received a notice of the competition, and my projects include skipping rope, badminton, basketball, tennis, table tennis, blowing balloons, even kicking shuttlecock, unicycle, all of which were reported to me. Dear Section Chief, in your eyes, I am so omnipotent?
Wang Xingren is so beautiful, haven't the girls reflected on it?
5. Our unit orders are to be booked through the intranet. Yesterday morning, the network signal was not good, and our boss submitted it three times before it was successful. The food truck was late at noon, and in the midst of the hungry crowd scolding their mothers, the food truck finally came. The master chef of the canteen was embarrassed to explain that the demand for meals had suddenly increased, so he was late. We were all stunned when the three baskets of food were lifted off from under the car. It turned out that we ordered a meal in the morning, but in fact, it was successful every time, because the network signal was not good, so it was not displayed. In this way, I ordered the meal three times in a row.
Winter touch screen mobile phone gloves, cool.
6. The big guys discussed how much money they spent on the New Year, and the male colleagues have always agreed that they spend the most money at their mother-in-law's house, and Brother Gang interjected: "No, I spent almost 20,000 yuan this year!.""Damn!Tuhao, we haven't finished sighing, Brother Gang continued: "I went to her house with my girlfriend, and I came to a stupid beggar to introduce my girlfriend to someone, and I knocked out two teeth and lost more than 10,000 yuan!."”
It's time to take a shower yourself.
7. The most romantic thing I long for is that one day we are both old, in the warm afternoon, I lie on your lap, and you pluck my ears for me. You gently asked me, "Is this strength good?"I didn't answer, you slowly took off your glasses and said, "Another deaf one." ”