1. When I got on the bus in the morning, I found that the seats were full, I wittily took out my mobile phone and put on "The Most Dazzling National Style", and several seats were vacant on the bus in an instantI listened and sat down in the seat she had vacated.
2. My girlfriend visited my home for the first time yesterday and asked me what my father's physiognomy was during dinner. I said, "It's the toughest in the zodiac!."Guess what?The second girlfriend didn't even think about it and replied directly: "Donkey!."Then I saw the old man's face blushing, and everyone else at the table was directly suffocated to internal injuries.
3. Once, a diner forgot to pull his trouser chain to eat in a restaurant, and was just discovered by a careful waitress.
But I was too embarrassed to say it directly, so after thinking about it for a while, I would say to the diners, "I'm sorry, your 'car door' downstairs is not closed!".”
When the diner heard this, he hurriedly ran downstairs, found that the car door was closed tightly, and when he was about to get angry, the male security guard told him that his pants were not properly pulled. I see, the diners secretly praise the waitress for being smart!
When I got upstairs, I smiled and said, "You saw that my 'car door' was not closed, so did you see my 'driver'?"The waitress replied, "The 'driver' didn't see it, but the 'two wheels' were still there!!."
4. The boy finally mustered up the courage to ask the girl, "Can you be my girlfriend?"The girl said, "I'm sorry, I already have a boyfriend." The boy turned away in disappointment, tears streaming down his face. After walking a short distance, a girl's eager voice came from behind him, "Please wait a minute!."The boy burst into tears and looked back expectantly, "Even if I don't have a boyfriend, I won't like you." ”
5. Every day, the girl will come to his store to eat, sit by the window, and order two servings**. Every time he asked how many people to eat, she was always shy to say that there were two people, but then she finished eating silently. He thought that maybe there had been someone with the girl, but that person was gone. Finally, one day, he wanted to go over and ask the girl's story, but he heard the girl say to herself: "The amount of two servings is so small, not enough to eat!."”
6. At today's class reunion, there is a boy in the class who is particularly motherly, and a girl who is particularly tough, but her appearance is good.
Neither of them looked for a partner, so we said that the two of you are okay, and the boy of the special mother said to the woman: Do you have a house and a car?
The particularly strong girl held back for a long time and said: Can you give birth?
Everyone laughed and leaned back.
7. The teacher assigns students to write an essay with the proposition "The most beautiful thing I have ever seen". One of the students in the class, who was considered the most aesthetically pleasing, handed in the paper. The article is very concise and to the point, and the full text is as follows: "The most beautiful thing I have ever seen is too beautiful to put into words. ”