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Singles Song. One person consumes, no drag, independent, clapping, no sweeping, no stacking, no verbosity, no kneeling, no look, no fear, no noise, no tears, all income, at their own disposal, spending money chicly, absolutely, friends get together, talk nonsense, participate in dinners, satisfy the stomach, can eat and be hungry, can drink and get drunk, can love and hate, can stay up and sleep, surf the Internet day and night, chat with girls, flirt and scold, be bold, make moves again and again, frequent dating, hug and kiss, no taboos, running around tired, physically and mentally exhausted, do my own thing, no regrets, life is short, freedom is precious, single is good, long live single！
A pair of male and female classmates went to the movies, and in the movie theater, the male classmates' hands quietly reached behind the chairs and gently hugged the female classmates. The female classmate did not struggle, and whispered softly in his ear".My heart is beating so hard that I don't believe you touch it.
He laughed and said, "I understand physiology, pulse and heart rate are the same, come and I'll give it to you."Take a pulseThese two goods!）
When I watched a movie with my first love, I sent her home very late after watching the movie, and when I got downstairs to her house, she said the stairsIt's too dark to go upI yelled and turned all the hallway lights on, and then told her that you can go up now.
Since then, I've been single since I thought about this momentPump yourself off
Playing a game with a female colleague who played the back of his hand, accidentally caught her hand, broke a little epidermis, and then the female colleague took out her mobile phone with a serious face, I thought she was going to take a picture and send it to the circle of friends to accuse me....I saw her searching on the Internet:Caught by a single dog, do I need a rabies vaccine?
When I was in high school, I forgot to bring an umbrella when it rained. On the way out of school, the girl I have a crush on asks me if I want to hold an umbrella together
I said arrogantly, "Who do you look down on?"This little rain is not enough for me to wash my face!”
Now that I think about it, it really makes sense that I'm single!
Once, I was eating in the university cafeteria, there was really nothing delicious so I ordered a bowl of wontons to eat, and while eating, a pink and tender student girl came to me and asked me if there was anyone sitting opposite, I said no, she took a seat diagonally opposite me, put the bag on the seat opposite me, and didn't pay attention at first, and then looked up and saw that I was thundered, and there were a few big words on her creative canvas bag:"Single
I thought for a while, "Sister, what do you mean, are you hinting at me?"“
I thought about whether to ask **, and when I was about to speak, I was cut off by other classmates.
On this day, on the street, I met a boy and a girl, about four or five years old, playing a game, and whoever won could play each other's heads. The girl won, and the boy simply let the girl play it, and then the boy won, and the girl closed her eyes nervously, but the boy put away his curled fingers and kissed the girl on the forehead.
I think I know why I don't have a girlfriend anymore, don't talk about it, cry will go.
Xiaoqiang confessed to the girl he had known for many years: Honey, I love you very much!I will do anything to make your life happy.
Girl: Really?
Xiaoqiang: Really.
Girls:Then you help me find a boyfriend
Iron, piercing your heart!）
Today in the cinema, next to it sat a very strange couple. At the beginning of the film, before entering the plot, he began to laugh, drink a sip of juice and laugh. I was about to laugh when I ate a handful of popcorn, and I glared at him and said, "Is it that funny?".So they laughed even louder."Hahaha, you're single and still watching movies?
Me: "Do you think my new clothes look good?"”
Girlfriend: "Wow, you don't go with such a beautiful dress."The whole volumeDo you want to match it?”
I was speechless for a moment.
Girlfriend: "I'm kidding, hehehe, but you're really average, and you definitely don't look as good as me."Or you can send me to wear it for a few days, and you will wear it when it looks good!
I wanted to strangle her to death.
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