Strange chat records between doctors and patients**, full of jokes.
Get out of the car and turn left and turn off the psychiatric department!"After watching the pig's screaming laughter, a recording of a strange conversation between a doctor and a patient went viral.
One of the biggest headaches for doctors is when they encounter incomprehensible patients because communication becomes very difficult. Doctors should be prepared to give impromptu presentations with patients and their families before going to work, as patients may ask questions that overwhelm them at some point.
If the question is asked well, the key lies in the answer to the patient's question, which the doctor sometimes finds very simple. The panic that patients can show at any time makes doctors afraid that their answers will trigger a series of psychological fluctuations, sometimes making doctors cry and laugh. It can be seen from some well-known records of awkward conversations between doctors and patients that it is really good to meet patients with communication barriers every day.
Turn left to go to a psychiatric hospital!"This recording of a strange conversation between a doctor and a patient went viral and is hilarious to read. Ordinary people are not medically trained and tend to have negative thoughts about physical problems. When you encounter a problem that you can't solve, seeking help from a doctor becomes an inevitable choice. Sometimes, it's not so much a question as a chat with a doctor and seeking psychological comfort.
The doctor consulted a friend online and, after a series of questions, gave the following answer: It's just your physiological normality. Although the results were good, they were embarrassing and seemed to make a big fuss, and he feared that he would become the object of long-term ridicule from the doctors.
Although medical students have gained a lot of learning, they cannot experience the fatigue caused by various trivial tasks without practical Xi experience. Only on the basis of sufficient theoretical knowledge can they bravely enter the practical Xi, learn Xi from their mentors, and become familiar with various work processes, so as to progress faster.
Even if you encounter a patient who gives you a headache, you don't have to worry about it all the time. When you are a student, the teacher teaches the doctor to be patient. When the doctor asks the patient to smoke less, but the patient does not understand and smokes less than half a pack of cigarettes a day, the doctor just wants to say:"Turn left and go to psychiatry!"
This conversation is hilarious, the patient's sense of humor is really strong, and the doctor is facing the medical field for the first time"Waterloo"As hilarious as it sounds, if you think about it, wouldn't you be discouraged by your patients if you were a doctor?
A student with gastrointestinal discomfort would like to see a doctor for a consultation"Line of defense", this idea may be a bit exaggerated. In the face of such unhappy patients, doctors need to have a strong heart, and it is difficult for ordinary people to stay calm.
Understanding what a doctor is saying can sometimes be difficult due to differences in knowledge and areas between patients and doctors. Doctors usually try to communicate in plain language, but it can be difficult for older people who have hearing difficulties to understand.
The old man put"Cholesterol is very high"Listen to it"The shorts are tall", which confused the family. Luckily, both the family and the doctors confirmed this fact, but it became a joke that spread throughout the hospital, bringing some relief to the doctors' busy schedule.
The school days were always full of gossip, and when they became doctors, they witnessed more gossip.
It is in this environment that medical students grow up and become able to deal with various situations independently. They also learned more about their sense of humor. When a patient asked the doctor why he liked to put his hands behind his back during the examination, the doctor replied:"It's not impossible to put your hands in front"。The simple answer and humorous image immediately make the patient feel that the question is a bit childish, which is actually a reflection of the doctor's talent for humor.
Doctors are not immortals, some medical students are not qualified, they have just entered the society, and their professional skills need to be greatly improved. While they may have quality jobs and excel on campus, they still need to excel in their medical practice.
There is a doctor who is very honest, and when he encounters a problem that he can't solve, he admits that he learned Xi through the ** course, but he doesn't fully understand it, which makes the patient feel worried. Don't worry too much, though. Novice doctors, although they are not very capable, understand it"Summon a dragon"With the help of personal guidance from mentors, teachers, and doctors at any time, it can be said that patients are really getting their money's worth.
During the Xi period, medical students should be prepared to face all kinds of things"Presenting patient"of preparation. As soon as they finish their studies, they participate in practical Xi, participate in training and department rotations, and really stay away from textbooks and laboratories and face patients directly. Although they will be a little nervous, they must also remain calm and patient.
Faced with some difficult ones"Sick to the sick"Medical students should be good at using humor, be humble, and ask teachers for advice on issues that are beyond their scope of expertise. In this process, competition may arise between medical students supervised by the same mentor, so it is beneficial to be more proactive.
Only through practical operation and learning real skills can it be recognized. After work, there is no longer the ease of campus, there will always be new challenges, and medical students can only truly grow if they experience it.
Today's topic: Are you a doctor?Have you ever encountered a difficult patient at work?